Malingering

Slow build-up of new web­log inter­rup­ted by ill­ness. I would say more, but I’d prob­ably sway unevenly, lean against you, then throw up over your shoes. Never a good way to make friends. Still, at least it’s all run­ning like clock­work, because it’s just gone 9.30am and I can feel the two hour morn­ing bout of naus­eous shiv­er­ing approach­ing. I’m going back to bed to feel piti­ful with myself.

Comments: 12

    Not as bad as my situ­ation. Here it’s 9:30pm, and I’m going to bed, the young sexy thing that I am, all by myself. I recom­mend shots of straight vodka for the illness.

    cosmosgirl | 06.01.06, 10:32

    9.30am bout of nausea? Sounds like morn­ing sickness ;)

    Clair | 06.01.06, 10:41

    *moves feet*

    Bug­ger vodka, drink lots of water and lay semi-comatose under the cov­ers listen­ing to snip­pets of Radio 4 until you don’t know what day it is.

    Get well soon :)

    Cheerful One | 06.01.06, 11:26

    get well soon

    andre | 06.01.06, 14:45

    I think hold­ing someone’s head whilst they vomit is a great way to break the ice.

    Heather | 06.01.06, 22:30

    Get an entire root of ginger, big as a baby’s fist, slice it thickly, and put it in a glass of hot water with either salt or honey, and lime or lemon. Drink it till you stop puking.

    Good luck with the lurgy.

    Sarsparilla | 06.02.06, 11:35

    Get bet­ter at once! My life is tedi­ous bey­ond descrip­tion when you’re not email­ing me.

    (Er, that’s, “Get bet­ter at once if you’re well enough to. Oth­er­wise, stay tucked up in bed, drink lots of flu­ids, and dream about kit­tens”. Obviously.)

    Sarah | 06.09.06, 21:46

    Hope you are feel­ing bet­ter. Send­ing some sun­shine just in case…

    cosmosgirl | 06.11.06, 10:29

    Yep, I’m with Clair. Sounds to me like you’ve got a bun in the oven, espe­cially with the 4am post­ing. I’ve seen it all, you know.

    Karen | 06.12.06, 08:23

    It was a cough, that car­ried him off…?

    Hope you are better!

    annie | 06.21.06, 19:40

    Just let us know you are OK.

    Chris | 07.23.06, 01:32

    This is get­ting pretty bad now…

    Chris | 08.14.06, 22:03

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