Malingering

Slow build-up of new weblog interrupted by illness. I would say more, but I’d probably sway unevenly, lean against you, then throw up over your shoes. Never a good way to make friends. Still, at least it’s all running like clockwork, because it’s just gone 9.30am and I can feel the two hour morning bout of nauseous shivering approaching. I’m going back to bed to feel pitiful with myself.

Comments: 12

    Not as bad as my situation. Here it’s 9:30pm, and I’m going to bed, the young sexy thing that I am, all by myself. I recommend shots of straight vodka for the illness.

    cosmosgirl | 06.01.06, 10:32

    9.30am bout of nausea? Sounds like morning sickness ;)

    Clair | 06.01.06, 10:41

    *moves feet*

    Bugger vodka, drink lots of water and lay semi-comatose under the covers listening to snippets of Radio 4 until you don’t know what day it is.

    Get well soon :)

    Cheerful One | 06.01.06, 11:26

    get well soon

    andre | 06.01.06, 14:45

    I think holding someone’s head whilst they vomit is a great way to break the ice.

    Heather | 06.01.06, 22:30

    Get an entire root of ginger, big as a baby’s fist, slice it thickly, and put it in a glass of hot water with either salt or honey, and lime or lemon. Drink it till you stop puking.

    Good luck with the lurgy.

    Sarsparilla | 06.02.06, 11:35

    Get better at once! My life is tedious beyond description when you’re not emailing me.

    (Er, that’s, “Get better at once if you’re well enough to. Otherwise, stay tucked up in bed, drink lots of fluids, and dream about kittens”. Obviously.)

    Sarah | 06.09.06, 21:46

    Hope you are feeling better. Sending some sunshine just in case…

    cosmosgirl | 06.11.06, 10:29

    Yep, I’m with Clair. Sounds to me like you’ve got a bun in the oven, especially with the 4am posting. I’ve seen it all, you know.

    Karen | 06.12.06, 08:23

    It was a cough, that carried him off…?

    Hope you are better!

    annie | 06.21.06, 19:40

    Just let us know you are OK.

    Chris | 07.23.06, 01:32

    This is getting pretty bad now…

    Chris | 08.14.06, 22:03

Leave a comment