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	<title>Comments on: Malingering</title>
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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-81</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 21:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is getting pretty bad now...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is getting pretty bad now…</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-80</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2006 00:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just let us know you are OK.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just let us know you are OK.</p>
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		<title>By: annie</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-79</link>
		<dc:creator>annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 18:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was a cough, that carried him off...?

Hope you are better!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was a cough, that carried him off…?</p>
<p>Hope you are better!</p>
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		<title>By: Karen</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-78</link>
		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yep, I&#039;m with Clair. Sounds to me like you&#039;ve got a bun in the oven, especially with the 4am posting. I&#039;ve seen it all, you know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep, I’m with Clair. Sounds to me like you’ve got a bun in the oven, especially with the 4am posting. I’ve seen it all, you know.</p>
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		<title>By: cosmosgirl</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-77</link>
		<dc:creator>cosmosgirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hope you are feeling better. Sending some sunshine just in case...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope you are feeling better. Sending some sunshine just in case…</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-76</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 20:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Get better at once! My life is tedious beyond description when you&#039;re not emailing me.



(Er, that&#039;s, &quot;Get better at once if you&#039;re well enough to. Otherwise, stay tucked up in bed, drink lots of fluids, and dream about kittens&quot;. Obviously.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get better at once! My life is tedious beyond description when you’re not emailing me.</p>
<p>(Er, that’s, “Get better at once if you’re well enough to. Otherwise, stay tucked up in bed, drink lots of fluids, and dream about kittens”. Obviously.)</p>
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		<title>By: Sarsparilla</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-75</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarsparilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Get an entire root of ginger, big as a baby&#039;s fist, slice it thickly, and put it in a glass of hot water with either salt or honey, and lime or lemon.  Drink it till you stop puking.

Good luck with the lurgy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get an entire root of ginger, big as a baby’s fist, slice it thickly, and put it in a glass of hot water with either salt or honey, and lime or lemon.  Drink it till you stop puking.</p>
<p>Good luck with the lurgy.</p>
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		<title>By: Heather</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-74</link>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think holding someone&#039;s head whilst they vomit is a great way to break the ice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think holding someone’s head whilst they vomit is a great way to break the ice.</p>
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		<title>By: andre</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-73</link>
		<dc:creator>andre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 13:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>get well soon</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>get well soon</p>
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		<title>By: Cheerful One</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-72</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheerful One</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*moves feet*

Bugger vodka, drink lots of water and lay semi-comatose under the covers listening to snippets of Radio 4 until you don&#039;t know what day it is.

Get well soon :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*moves feet*</p>
<p>Bugger vodka, drink lots of water and lay semi-comatose under the covers listening to snippets of Radio 4 until you don’t know what day it is.</p>
<p>Get well soon :)</p>
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		<title>By: Clair</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-71</link>
		<dc:creator>Clair</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>9.30am bout of nausea?  Sounds like morning sickness ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>9.30am bout of nausea?  Sounds like morning sickness ;)</p>
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		<title>By: cosmosgirl</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/06/01/malingering/comment-page-1/#comment-70</link>
		<dc:creator>cosmosgirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not as bad as my situation. Here it&#039;s 9:30pm, and I&#039;m going to bed, the young sexy thing that I am, all by myself. I recommend shots of straight vodka for the illness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not as bad as my situation. Here it’s 9:30pm, and I’m going to bed, the young sexy thing that I am, all by myself. I recommend shots of straight vodka for the illness.</p>
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