Archive for November, 2006

Press reveal

Auto col­our. Auto con­trast. Auto level. (No. No auto level.) Blur. Dodge. Clone stamp. Gradi­ent. Blur. Blur more. Gaus­sian blur. Add fil­ter. Add noise. Add col­our. Remove col­our. Add noise. Add dust and scratches. Sharpen. Styl­ize. I think I’m there now. I am about as far away as I can get from the plain and […]

An unofficial deed poll moment

Names have been changed to pro­tect the inno­cent. I will admit as much. That prob­ably means I’m guilty. Which means that I changed my name to pro­tect the guilty, rather than the inno­cent. Or did I change my name to pro­tect myself because I’m inno­cent, thereby mak­ing myself guilty in the pro­cess? I’m con­fused. I […]

Misfits #2: out of sorts

I stut­ter and tumble over the words. There’s noth­ing strange about you. Noth­ing strange about me. We’re just like each other. Peas in a pod. Hand in glove. Birds of a feather. What am I say­ing? Link fin­gers and dance with me, why don’t you? I feel everything when you’re broken, just as you do when […]