Archive for November, 2006

Press reveal

Auto colour. Auto contrast. Auto level. (No. No auto level.) Blur. Dodge. Clone stamp. Gradient. Blur. Blur more. Gaussian blur. Add filter. Add noise. Add colour. Remove colour. Add noise. Add dust and scratches. Sharpen. Stylize.
I think I’m there now. I am about as far away as I can get from the plain and simple truth.
Undo. Undo […]

An unofficial deed poll moment

Names have been changed to protect the innocent. I will admit as much. That probably means I’m guilty. Which means that I changed my name to protect the guilty, rather than the innocent. Or did I change my name to protect myself because I’m innocent, thereby making myself guilty in the process? I’m confused. I […]

Misfits #2: out of sorts

I stutter and tumble over the words. There’s nothing strange about you. Nothing strange about me. We’re just like each other. Peas in a pod. Hand in glove. Birds of a feather. What am I saying? Link fingers and dance with me, why don’t you?
I feel everything when you’re broken, just as you do when I […]

Five months, five days

So far, I have had to update my firewall and virus protection, install 34 Windows updates (not to mention countless other program additions), remember how to use Wordpress, fiddle about with my wireless set-up, try and figure out how to type on a laptop keyboard again after weeks and weeks using a tiny BlackBerry (a […]