Personality? What personality?

Some of my favourite - er, as in least favourite - moments in life have come to pass when online personality tests have sucked me into their malicious, soul-destroying clutches, only to confirm that there was ultimately no need to waste ten precious minutes of my existence to be told something about myself that I already knew perfectly well, thank you very much.

Sigh. Or Sign, as all the fashionable folk are saying these days.

As doomed romantics go, then, I am apparently a Neurotic Shambles.

And the Pope is most definitely not a Muslim.

Comments: 7

    you are not a shambles

    andre | 12.13.06, 01:18

    We can talk about that another day - you have been through enough.

    andre | 12.13.06, 12:21

    Ah, that one’s crap - it said I was Hugh Grant! What have I got in common with Hugh Grant? And what kind of psychometric assessment is that; Hugh Grant is not a personality-type?

    Try this one: http://www.seductiveshorts.com/#goods/quiz

    It reckoned that I was a Libertine. Now, I’m not a libertine, not in the slightest. In fact, I am so not a libertine, I found the suggestion quite flattering.

    The Goldfish | 12.13.06, 12:22

    The only personality type traits I can think of for Hugh Grant are, in no particular order of favouritism: floppy fringe, irritatingly English, goes with prostitutes. I agree, that is noe a personality type. Take the test again, my dearest Goldfish, and please lie through your teeth this time. Be a neurotic shambles like me. All the best people are. Apparently.

    An Unreliable Witness | 12.13.06, 13:22

    Apparently I exist to be in love. I’m a Wraith. The problem is me.

    WTF??

    And yes, that anal sex question threw me as well..

    Gordon | 12.14.06, 14:03

    I wasn’t chuffed to be a Wraith but I feel better now I’m also a Tantric Master.

    Fussy Bitch | 12.14.06, 16:07

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