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	<title>Comments on: Oh, you know, festive stuff</title>
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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>By: Sarsparilla</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/12/23/oh-you-know-festive-stuff/comment-page-1/#comment-269</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarsparilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you for the ultra minimalist card.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for the ultra minimalist card.</p>
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		<title>By: Clare</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/12/23/oh-you-know-festive-stuff/comment-page-1/#comment-268</link>
		<dc:creator>Clare</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not grumpy or alienating at all, just a very good description of the unpleasant weirdness that is family, and the misery that can be Christmas for many.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not grumpy or alienating at all, just a very good description of the unpleasant weirdness that is family, and the misery that can be Christmas for many.</p>
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		<title>By: LaRae</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/12/23/oh-you-know-festive-stuff/comment-page-1/#comment-267</link>
		<dc:creator>LaRae</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hybernating in a bunker is just exactly what this season calls for.  

What a pleasure to read one is not alone in the loathing of this artifically enforced season.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hybernating in a bunker is just exactly what this season calls for.  </p>
<p>What a pleasure to read one is not alone in the loathing of this artifically enforced season.</p>
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		<title>By: Caroline</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/12/23/oh-you-know-festive-stuff/comment-page-1/#comment-266</link>
		<dc:creator>Caroline</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Merry Christmas. Pah.

I&#039;m sitting here wondering how to get my bloody website back online when the support folks in Pittsburgh are chomping on their turkeys or whatever it is people eat for Christmas in Pittsburgh.

Other than that it&#039;s the parents later today. Always good for a laugh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merry Christmas. Pah.</p>
<p>I’m sitting here wondering how to get my bloody website back online when the support folks in Pittsburgh are chomping on their turkeys or whatever it is people eat for Christmas in Pittsburgh.</p>
<p>Other than that it’s the parents later today. Always good for a laugh.</p>
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		<title>By: Vicky</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/12/23/oh-you-know-festive-stuff/comment-page-1/#comment-265</link>
		<dc:creator>Vicky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 18:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It must be tough when your family insist on festive jollity; my advice is to crack open the vodka (or tea if you&#039;ve been off the booze), whack up the heating and watch a few DVDs.  It&#039;s bliss.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It must be tough when your family insist on festive jollity; my advice is to crack open the vodka (or tea if you’ve been off the booze), whack up the heating and watch a few DVDs.  It’s bliss.</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/12/23/oh-you-know-festive-stuff/comment-page-1/#comment-264</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 23:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Offline? Being generally Christmassy? Hardly. 

I&#039;m in my &lt;i&gt;own&lt;/i&gt; bunker, ta very much.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Offline? Being generally Christmassy? Hardly. </p>
<p>I’m in my <i>own</i> bunker, ta very much.</p>
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		<title>By: andre</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/12/23/oh-you-know-festive-stuff/comment-page-1/#comment-263</link>
		<dc:creator>andre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 18:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay so next year it shall be different. For we [me and you] shall have a Christmas party at your house or at my flat in Hackney or Clapham or Walthamstow!

[That is unless of course I actually find myself a sophisticated but slightly loopy girlfriend - but we both know that&#039;s never going to happen]

We shall wear silly hats and play passive aggressive party games!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay so next year it shall be different. For we [me and you] shall have a Christmas party at your house or at my flat in Hackney or Clapham or Walthamstow!</p>
<p>[That is unless of course I actually find myself a sophisticated but slightly loopy girlfriend — but we both know that’s never going to happen]</p>
<p>We shall wear silly hats and play passive aggressive party games!</p>
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