Random acts of stationery #3

I need to know how you did the clock.

That circle is too perfect.

I cannot possibly divulge my trade secrets, Clare. Sorry.

[A two pence coin. I have a fundamental inability to draw circles unaided. I am not an artist.]

Are two pence coins getting bigger these days?

Or is it the dastardly smallening of the other coins?

I think beneath the alpha male exterior there’s a drama-queen artist desperately trying to get out.

Alpha male exterior, yes.

Grrr.

Sorry, I just fell off my chair. :)

ooh, be careful, we wouldn’t want you to bruise

Oh my. Everywhere I look there are sensitive souls grr’ing.

What’s a girl to do but swoon?

I like this format. A lot.
Not that I don’t like the usual format too, but it often leaves me with nothing useful to say.

I also like the fact that it’s called “Random acts of stationery”, that’s a brilliant name. Will other stationery products be used - treasury tags, for example?

Hmm. Tags, tags. You may just have given me an idea.

As for other stationery items, well, I was thinking that banknotes might count. So I’m suggesting to all my readers that they send me banknotes (high denominations only, please) on which I can scribble my latest profundities.

Please mail to the usual address.