Random acts of stationery #3

I need to know how you did the clock.

That circle is too perfect.

I can­not pos­sibly divulge my trade secrets, Clare. Sorry.

[A two pence coin. I have a fun­da­mental inab­il­ity to draw circles unaided. I am not an artist.]

Are two pence coins get­ting big­ger these days?

Or is it the dast­ardly smal­len­ing of the other coins?

I think beneath the alpha male exter­ior there’s a drama-queen artist des­per­ately try­ing to get out.

Alpha male exter­ior, yes.

Grrr.

Sorry, I just fell off my chair. :)

ooh, be care­ful, we wouldn’t want you to bruise

Oh my. Every­where I look there are sens­it­ive souls grr’ing.

What’s a girl to do but swoon?

I like this format. A lot.
Not that I don’t like the usual format too, but it often leaves me with noth­ing use­ful to say.

I also like the fact that it’s called “Ran­dom acts of sta­tion­ery”, that’s a bril­liant name. Will other sta­tion­ery products be used — treas­ury tags, for example?

Hmm. Tags, tags. You may just have given me an idea.

As for other sta­tion­ery items, well, I was think­ing that bank­notes might count. So I’m sug­gest­ing to all my read­ers that they send me bank­notes (high denom­in­a­tions only, please) on which I can scribble my latest profundities.

Please mail to the usual address.