Random acts of stationery #4

Thanks to Anxious, via her comments on the last entry, for providing the idea for this one. And thanks to me for never clearing out my desk drawers.

Fabulous.

We should set up a card-making business; you do Valentines and I’ll do Christmas.

just keep your paws off postcards!

It’s good that you addressed this so clearly; I have given away my own heart far too easily. A few dog-eared dirty postcards, one bottle of tequila and my ass is anyone’s.

Aww. How sweet. Although mine is more like one of those expandable rucksacks with elastic drawstrings.

If you know what I mean.

I LOVE THESE.

Phew. That was bursting at my seams.

I appear to now seriously be considering a business opportunity for Bitter, Cynical and Twisted greetings cards … it could be a hit! (Though I am keeping away from doing postcards, naturally)

As I told ‘my people’ ‘bitter, twisted and cynical is an unexploited goldmine’.

Really? In that case, would you mind telling ‘your people’ that they can come round and pan me for nuggets anytime?

[Blog Whore of the Year 2007, it’s got to be mine]

When I was into making cards (about 10 years ago, before it became trendy and just a case of sticking pre-made items onto a pre-cut piece of card) one of my best sellers thorugh the local Nice Ladies’ Market was a white card with a black cut-out heart on it. With the words “Free at Last - Congratulations on your Divorce!” inside.

I hope my market research helps the direction of your new venture ;)