Comments on: They’re gonna put me in the movies http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 11:25:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Fussy Bitch http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-562 Fussy Bitch Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:16:06 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-562 Cos they're the only people getting laid *sigh* Cos they’re the only people getting laid

*sigh*

]]> By: Morgan http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-561 Morgan Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:13:31 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-561 Alas, 'Honey to the Bee' became a recycled hit: another product of including downloads in the UK music chart, also responsible for the utter travesty that was Crazy Frog. And why is it that Borders has been plagued by blog-books about the sexual adventures of middle-class prostitutes/office workers recently? Alas, ‘Honey to the Bee’ became a recycled hit: another product of including downloads in the UK music chart, also responsible for the utter travesty that was Crazy Frog.

And why is it that Borders has been plagued by blog-books about the sexual adventures of middle-class prostitutes/office workers recently?

]]> By: ade http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-560 ade Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:38:48 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-560 So will this Channel 4 drama just feature scenes of Billie Piper at her computer, typing in her latest blog entry? I think we should be told... So will this Channel 4 drama just feature scenes of Billie Piper at her computer, typing in her latest blog entry? I think we should be told…

]]> By: Timbo http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-559 Timbo Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:21:06 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-559 I also clearly cannot type or spellcheck. I left out a ? and wrote 'get' when I meant to write 'but'. What the hell is the matter with me??? I also clearly cannot type or spellcheck.

I left out a ? and wrote ‘get’ when I meant to write ‘but’.

What the hell is the matter with me???

]]> By: Timbo http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-558 Timbo Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:16:43 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-558 What has My Little Pony got to do with Billie Piper. I was totally with you up until that point, get am now completely lost. What has My Little Pony got to do with Billie Piper.

I was totally with you up until that point, get am now completely lost.

]]> By: The Goldfish http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-557 The Goldfish Tue, 13 Feb 2007 23:19:31 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-557 I like Billie Piper. She is lovely. You are also lovely. Frankly, the combination of Billie Piper and your words would be a little more loveliness than I could take. I will have to watch it with the sound off. I like Billie Piper. She is lovely.

You are also lovely. Frankly, the combination of Billie Piper and your words would be a little more loveliness than I could take.

I will have to watch it with the sound off.

]]> By: Cheerful One http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-556 Cheerful One Tue, 13 Feb 2007 22:45:18 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-556 A little <i>overcome</i>? Not for the first time, surely. (Get those curtains washed, they're fooking disgusting.) A little overcome?

Not for the first time, surely.

(Get those curtains washed, they’re fooking disgusting.)

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-555 andre Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:57:11 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-555 I don't want to see fookin My Little Pony Pictures! I don’t want to see fookin My Little Pony Pictures!

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-554 An Unreliable Witness Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:41:55 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-554 Yes, a potential viewing of photos of My Little Pony covered in duct tape is certainly working its magic on me. Pictures!!! Yes, a potential viewing of photos of My Little Pony covered in duct tape is certainly working its magic on me. Pictures!!!

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-553 andre Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:37:57 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-553 That Jack is always shouting 'pictures'. I think it's about time she sent us pictures, don't you think Mr Unreliable. That Jack is always shouting ‘pictures’. I think it’s about time she sent us pictures, don’t you think Mr Unreliable.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-552 An Unreliable Witness Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:32:01 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-552 Of Andre's nearly worn-through belt notch? Or of my long flowing locks, now containing blonde highlights? Either would prove equally disturbing, I suspect. Of Andre’s nearly worn-through belt notch? Or of my long flowing locks, now containing blonde highlights?

Either would prove equally disturbing, I suspect.

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-551 Jack Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:29:40 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-551 Pictures!!! Pictures!!!

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-550 An Unreliable Witness Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:12:50 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-550 Not the lucky belt?! Which hole is it that's nearly worn through? (Ahem) Not the lucky belt?! Which hole is it that’s nearly worn through? (Ahem)

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-549 andre Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:10:19 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-549 My what a handsome chest you have Mr Unreliable. I can hardly wait to see you on Friday. I am very tempted to wear my lucky belt. My what a handsome chest you have Mr Unreliable. I can hardly wait to see you on Friday. I am very tempted to wear my lucky belt.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-548 An Unreliable Witness Tue, 13 Feb 2007 14:54:06 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-548 It's all natural. Even the blonde highlights. It’s all natural. Even the blonde highlights.

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-547 Jack Tue, 13 Feb 2007 14:51:16 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/13/theyre-gonna-put-me-in-the-movies/#comment-547 Goodness, you really *have* been growing your hair. Goodness, you really *have* been growing your hair.

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