Sentences seeking approbation

I would like to say that there is a snak­ing queue of words here, with each noun, verb and adject­ive wait­ing to make its pres­ence felt upon the clean white sheet of this vir­tual page. But there isn’t.

I had a brief dream, an even more fleet­ing vis­ion, of groups of let­ters leap­ing into the blue — from an air­craft, nat­ur­ally, equipped with para­chutes, rather than from the roof of a tall build­ing equipped with noth­ing but a des­per­ate desire to see the ground hurt­ling towards them at a rate of knots — but even that quickly dis­solved and dis­sip­ated. I think, there­fore, that the words are remain­ing res­ol­utely groun­ded on terra firma, with dis­in­ter­ested expres­sions on their faces and a dis­tinct lack of ambi­tion to go new places, meet inter­est­ing people and kill them.

I didn’t mean “kill them”. I meant “make friends with them”, obviously.

So there are no words here, or at least no words that I desire to be here. None that simply must make their pres­ence felt in order to main­tain my equi­lib­rium. I am fish­ing for them, but I’m tired and they’re not rising to the bait.

I appear to be mix­ing my meta­phors without due care and atten­tion. No due care is good, how­ever, because I live in hope that someone out there might notice such gra­tu­it­ously shoddy work­man­ship and take me to task over it. Not so finely craf­ted after all, are you?

Yet I have no faith in that, just as I cur­rently have aban­doned all faith with my ran­domly chosen sequences of letters.

The only queue these words are form­ing is the rather orderly, typ­ic­ally Brit­ish one that’s wait­ing for the first bus out of here, and com­plain­ing when two turn up at once.

Please remain orderly and polite at all times. Do not push.

Comments: 5

    This is gra­tu­it­ously shoddy work­man­ship and I am hereby tak­ing you to task.

    There? That feel better?

    Clare | 02.16.07, 13:52

    Can I tell the truth now?

    Clare | 02.16.07, 13:53

    P.S. “Slow down cow­boy” made me laugh disproportionately.

    And now I am typ­ing r e a l l y s l o o o o w l e e e eeeeeee.

    Clare | 02.16.07, 13:53

    I’m feel­ing like a bit of a bas­tard today, so I’m going to demand the intro­duc­tion of alt, width and height attrib­utes on your img tags.

    Pete | 02.16.07, 14:38

    The most dan­ger­ous thing I have done in my life is give anthro­po­morphic res­on­ance to words. They have been mak­ing me pay for it ever since.

    I also read once that words are a lot like cats. Which I’m sure you understand.

    Jess | 02.16.07, 15:38

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