Comments on: This boot was made for hiding http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Clare http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/comment-page-1/#comment-586 Clare Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:12:48 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/#comment-586 Yes, I too thought the boot would be hidden up somebody's arse, while attached to the end of somebody else's leg. Well, I did presume the limb and the bum wouldn't belong to the same person, anyway. [pause to draw doodles of contortionists in head] Then again, if the boot were destined for an anus, you might find the air that filters through even less palatable, stuck as you are in carpet-munching solitude. Yes. Best hope me and Gordon are wrong, I think. Yes, I too thought the boot would be hidden up somebody’s arse, while attached to the end of somebody else’s leg.

Well, I did presume the limb and the bum wouldn’t belong to the same person, anyway.

[pause to draw doodles of contortionists in head]

Then again, if the boot were destined for an anus, you might find the air that filters through even less palatable, stuck as you are in carpet-munching solitude.

Yes. Best hope me and Gordon are wrong, I think.

]]> By: maggie http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/comment-page-1/#comment-585 maggie Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:23:38 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/#comment-585 makes me wonder why it is so freaking hard for people to let go. what use was it to join the journey if one is badly yearning for home? makes me wonder why it is so freaking hard for people to let go.

what use was it to join the journey if one is badly yearning for home?

]]> By: Gordon http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/comment-page-1/#comment-584 Gordon Sat, 24 Feb 2007 22:52:27 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/#comment-584 I sincerely doubt that the novel is rubbish. Nonsensical perhaps but it's surely well 'constructed'. And they carpet boots to help reduce the noise. But that's not your point. Now, did anyone else spot the title of the post and think it meant something completely different? A single boot? COME ON PEOPLE!! I sincerely doubt that the novel is rubbish. Nonsensical perhaps but it’s surely well ‘constructed’.

And they carpet boots to help reduce the noise.

But that’s not your point.

Now, did anyone else spot the title of the post and think it meant something completely different? A single boot? COME ON PEOPLE!!

]]> By: Fussy Bitch http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/comment-page-1/#comment-583 Fussy Bitch Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:12:18 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/#comment-583 You need a booty call. You need a booty call.

]]> By: Timbo http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/comment-page-1/#comment-582 Timbo Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:20:28 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/#comment-582 See, that's all well and good, but I don't even own a car. So I'm not sure whose boot you've been in, but it wasn't mine. See, that’s all well and good, but I don’t even own a car. So I’m not sure whose boot you’ve been in, but it wasn’t mine.

]]> By: Ariel http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/comment-page-1/#comment-581 Ariel Sat, 24 Feb 2007 00:25:52 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/#comment-581 When I walked through the car park, I thought I heard a voice. Unlike the normal voice in my head which is female - because it is my own - this one had dropped a few octaves. I feared somebody else's voice might have gotten into my head, but it was you, broadcasting to my brain from the boot. Therefore I am not mad. Thanks for the clarification. When I walked through the car park, I thought I heard a voice. Unlike the normal voice in my head which is female — because it is my own — this one had dropped a few octaves. I feared somebody else’s voice might have gotten into my head, but it was you, broadcasting to my brain from the boot. Therefore I am not mad. Thanks for the clarification.

]]> By: The Goldfish http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/comment-page-1/#comment-580 The Goldfish Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:45:48 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/#comment-580 This would explain a lot. Somebody keeps saying "Bugger!" everytime we drive over a sleeping policeman. I thought it was the policeman. This would explain a lot. Somebody keeps saying “Bugger!” everytime we drive over a sleeping policeman. I thought it was the policeman.

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/comment-page-1/#comment-579 andre Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:34:38 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/23/this-boot-was-made-for-hiding/#comment-579 *bows head* *bows head*

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