Comments on: Strange day (second in a never-ending series) http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-598 An Unreliable Witness Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:46:33 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-598 Katy - I've 'upgraded' from that leg to one with a foot now. A foot! And a moving knee! (Although the knee is currently locked.) It's about three times the weight of the leg shown in that photo ... but I'm slowly getting used to it. Slowly. Ouch. Katy — I’ve ‘upgraded’ from that leg to one with a foot now. A foot! And a moving knee! (Although the knee is currently locked.) It’s about three times the weight of the leg shown in that photo … but I’m slowly getting used to it. Slowly. Ouch.

]]> By: Katy Newton http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-597 Katy Newton Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:43:41 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-597 Very nice. Sleek, minimalist, generally very this year. What's it like to walk on? Very nice. Sleek, minimalist, generally very this year. What’s it like to walk on?

]]> By: Clare http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-596 Clare Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:07:40 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-596 Ooh, how odd. According to your front page, there is a post lurking somewhere called "Absence Makes the Heart Grow Mossy," and yet it seems not to exist. Is it a treasure hunt? Do we have to follow the clues to find the post? How exciting if so. Ooh, how odd. According to your front page, there is a post lurking somewhere called “Absence Makes the Heart Grow Mossy,” and yet it seems not to exist.

Is it a treasure hunt? Do we have to follow the clues to find the post? How exciting if so.

]]> By: Clare http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-595 Clare Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:51:02 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-595 Somewhere I have a newspaper cutting which I once cut out and have kept, for some reason, for the past twenty years. It was a tiny little paragraph tucked away in the Little Tiny Bits of News section, and went something like this: "Trucker Jim Smith, 31, was charged yesterday for assaulting his girlfriend with his prosthetic limb" except it sounded funnier than that. Somewhere I have a newspaper cutting which I once cut out and have kept, for some reason, for the past twenty years. It was a tiny little paragraph tucked away in the Little Tiny Bits of News section, and went something like this: “Trucker Jim Smith, 31, was charged yesterday for assaulting his girlfriend with his prosthetic limb“
except it sounded funnier than that.

]]> By: Ariel http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-594 Ariel Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:59:56 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-594 Sounds like Mad Max might have multiple uses, such as giant toothpick at cocktail parties (raid the buffet in style!) or simply secret prodding device (ah the fun to be had and the confused to be created in crowded lifts!)... Wonderful news! Brain working overtime trying to figure out the Tory chap though... Sounds like Mad Max might have multiple uses, such as giant toothpick at cocktail parties (raid the buffet in style!) or simply secret prodding device (ah the fun to be had and the confused to be created in crowded lifts!)… Wonderful news! Brain working overtime trying to figure out the Tory chap though…

]]> By: seahorse http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-593 seahorse Mon, 26 Feb 2007 22:52:19 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-593 What I was trying to say was it'll do for now, only I momentarily let my guard down and allowed feelings of venom and wrath (that are actually my feelings about the NHS) to infect my response to the actually v good news that you are now able to quite literally rubber stamp anything you please. And that's official. What I was trying to say was it’ll do for now, only I momentarily let my guard down and allowed feelings of venom and wrath (that are actually my feelings about the NHS) to infect my response to the actually v good news that you are now able to quite literally rubber stamp anything you please. And that’s official.

]]> By: Timbo http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-592 Timbo Mon, 26 Feb 2007 18:52:19 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-592 I think it's rather fetching. Kind of utilitarian. Maybe something the A-Team would come up with. I think it’s rather fetching.
Kind of utilitarian.
Maybe something the A-Team would come up with.

]]> By: LukePDQ http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-591 LukePDQ Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:15:58 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-591 Glad to see you are mobile again, V. Nothing else to say really. Except, keep writing. Glad to see you are mobile again, V.
Nothing else to say really. Except, keep writing.

]]> By: seahorse http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-590 seahorse Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:30:33 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-590 Well I never! It has the same foot as the four that splay from my utterly useless NHS perching stool. Do you think there's a Mad Max type desert location where mechanics bodge this stuff together in the searing heat using only gaffer tape and tatty bits of leather? Well I never! It has the same foot as the four that splay from my utterly useless NHS perching stool. Do you think there’s a Mad Max type desert location where mechanics bodge this stuff together in the searing heat using only gaffer tape and tatty bits of leather?

]]> By: blatherskite http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-589 blatherskite Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:20:33 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-589 spelling erection: 'smuttiness' sorry. "Oh Matron, isn't it a lovely one' Sorry again, couldn't help myself. spelling erection: ‘smuttiness’ sorry.
“Oh Matron, isn’t it a lovely one’
Sorry again, couldn’t help myself.

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-588 andre Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:11:52 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-588 I don't know why but the first thing I thought when I saw your new leg was: is it magnetic? I wonder if it's magnetic? I have know I idea why I thought this. But still I find myself wondering... is it... will I be able to throw spoons across the room at it and roar with laughter as my dear dear friend turns in Edwardo Scissorhands from South West London. I don’t know why but the first thing I thought when I saw your new leg was: is it magnetic? I wonder if it’s magnetic? I have know I idea why I thought this. But still I find myself wondering… is it… will I be able to throw spoons across the room at it and roar with laughter as my dear dear friend turns in Edwardo Scissorhands from South West London.

]]> By: blatherskite http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/comment-page-1/#comment-587 blatherskite Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:01:51 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/25/strange-day-second-in-a-never-ending-series/#comment-587 The appearance of Miss Piggy would have rounded off this Carry-On caper with the touch of smuttyness that it deserves! The appearance of Miss Piggy would have rounded off this Carry-On caper with the touch of smuttyness that it deserves!

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