http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/03/07/a-percentage-of-perchance/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Sun, 06 Jun 2010 08:29:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/03/07/a-percentage-of-perchance/comment-page-1/#comment-610 seahorse Wed, 07 Mar 2007 22:56:46 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/03/07/a-percentage-of-perchance/#comment-610 My crystals mostly leave shards that sting my eyes and hurt my mind. Sometimes they shatter altogether into tiny pieces which are carried into the eye of a violent storm. If you look closely, you will see that each fragment reflects a glimpse of a nightmare. On very stormy nights my brain is forced into a channel-hopping frenzy of stills, scenes, faces, screams. When the crystals remain intact, my mind produces a feature length film. And sometimes I have freedom dreams. I am well, I am happy, running, laughing, swimming, dancing. I wake only to wish I was still asleep. You can keep the fragments for further analysis, but please return any crystals that are whole. I need them. They are the bridge to a whole unconscious realm, and whether I'm running through Hades or floating in Nirvana, it is the whole experience rather than the stinging fragmented confusion that I need to preserve. I keep the best ones under my pillow. My crystals mostly leave shards that sting my eyes and hurt my mind. Sometimes they shatter altogether into tiny pieces which are carried into the eye of a violent storm. If you look closely, you will see that each fragment reflects a glimpse of a nightmare. On very stormy nights my brain is forced into a channel-hopping frenzy of stills, scenes, faces, screams. When the crystals remain intact, my mind produces a feature length film. And sometimes I have freedom dreams. I am well, I am happy, running, laughing, swimming, dancing. I wake only to wish I was still asleep. You can keep the fragments for further analysis, but please return any crystals that are whole. I need them. They are the bridge to a whole unconscious realm, and whether I’m running through Hades or floating in Nirvana, it is the whole experience rather than the stinging fragmented confusion that I need to preserve. I keep the best ones under my pillow.

]]> http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/03/07/a-percentage-of-perchance/comment-page-1/#comment-609 Ariel Wed, 07 Mar 2007 18:36:08 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/03/07/a-percentage-of-perchance/#comment-609 The worry monster stole my sleep many years ago and I have been looking for it ever since, in vain. The worry monster stole my sleep many years ago and I have been looking for it ever since, in vain.

]]> http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/03/07/a-percentage-of-perchance/comment-page-1/#comment-608 fiona Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:56:00 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/03/07/a-percentage-of-perchance/#comment-608 I cannot find my sleep. If I could, I would swallow it whole. I cannot find my sleep. If I could, I would swallow it whole.

]]> http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/03/07/a-percentage-of-perchance/comment-page-1/#comment-607 Timbo Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:19:34 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/03/07/a-percentage-of-perchance/#comment-607 Sorry, my sleep is all mine. You ain't having any of it. Unless you want to give me lots of money. Then I could always change my mind. Sorry, my sleep is all mine.
You ain’t having any of it.
Unless you want to give me lots of money.
Then I could always change my mind.

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