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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-1006</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 20:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gosh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gosh.</p>
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		<title>By: Anne</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-1005</link>
		<dc:creator>Anne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For you.

http://inthefray.co.uk/2007/04/24/an-unreliable-paper-witness/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For you.</p>
<p><a href="http://inthefray.co.uk/2007/04/24/an-unreliable-paper-witness/" rel="nofollow">http://inthefray.co.uk/2007/04/24/an-unreliable-paper-witness/</a></p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-915</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Never, Annie! I know that readers of An Unreliable Witness are an expensive bunch, and quite rightly so, for they expect only the finest things in life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never, Annie! I know that readers of An Unreliable Witness are an expensive bunch, and quite rightly so, for they expect only the finest things in life.</p>
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		<title>By: annie</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-907</link>
		<dc:creator>annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh now Mr Unreliably Esquire
i do hope you are not calling me
cheap?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh now Mr Unreliably Esquire<br />
i do hope you are not calling me<br />
cheap?</p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-897</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Annie - It&#039;s an extremely high copyright fee, but I&#039;m sure you and the other claimants can fight over with gritted teeth.

Ariel - Oh, anyone can be me. As the green post-it note says, you just have to write a load of toss about eyelids and employ a few impenetrable words. Easy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Annie — It’s an extremely high copyright fee, but I’m sure you and the other claimants can fight over with gritted teeth.</p>
<p>Ariel — Oh, anyone can be me. As the green post-it note says, you just have to write a load of toss about eyelids and employ a few impenetrable words. Easy.</p>
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		<title>By: Ariel</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-896</link>
		<dc:creator>Ariel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Could I be you? That would make me a Continental creature of sorts that adds a little extra bar to her sevens. How terribly proper and distinguished. For this very reason, I could never be you. But thanks for the offer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Could I be you? That would make me a Continental creature of sorts that adds a little extra bar to her sevens. How terribly proper and distinguished. For this very reason, I could never be you. But thanks for the offer.</p>
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		<title>By: annie</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-895</link>
		<dc:creator>annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 16:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh Mr Unreliable Esquire
would that i could muster up the energy to comment something appropriate but I am still laughing after exiting another blog place.  We don&#039;t mention his name in case he thinks this post is about him.
I love this post though, really.
I am talking to the copyright people about your font.
I want sole custody by the way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh Mr Unreliable Esquire<br />
would that i could muster up the energy to comment something appropriate but I am still laughing after exiting another blog place.  We don’t mention his name in case he thinks this post is about him.<br />
I love this post though, really.<br />
I am talking to the copyright people about your font.<br />
I want sole custody by the way.</p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-893</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 15:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Peach - Optimism and humour? Gosh. I am getting my readers to analyse my handwriting. How uterly fantastic.

Andre - No one ever writes posts about &lt;i&gt;who&lt;/i&gt;, exactly?

Jack - Is it a salacious idea? I like giving people salacious ideas.

Cheerful One - Sheep? Where? Oh. There. See, even when my posts are about me, me, me, people confuse them with posts on his site. Oh, you know, that one with doodles. Sigh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peach — Optimism and humour? Gosh. I am getting my readers to analyse my handwriting. How uterly fantastic.</p>
<p>Andre — No one ever writes posts about <i>who</i>, exactly?</p>
<p>Jack — Is it a salacious idea? I like giving people salacious ideas.</p>
<p>Cheerful One — Sheep? Where? Oh. There. See, even when my posts are about me, me, me, people confuse them with posts on his site. Oh, you know, that one with doodles. Sigh.</p>
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		<title>By: Cheerful One</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-892</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheerful One</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 15:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>baaaaaa

(damn, wrong post)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>baaaaaa</p>
<p>(damn, wrong post)</p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-890</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You have given me an idea for a post.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have given me an idea for a post.</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-889</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you are so thoughtful Unreliable! will use immediately for my fridge! x</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you are so thoughtful Unreliable! will use immediately for my fridge! x</p>
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		<title>By: Peach</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-888</link>
		<dc:creator>Peach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lovely - I am particularly fond of your lower case &quot;t&quot; and &quot;f&quot; and &quot;e&quot;s - the upward slant to the former two indicates optimism and humour.  Which reminds me of a joke:  

Man walks into his doctors:

Man: &quot;Doctor doctor, I can&#039;t say my f&#039;s my t&#039;s or my h&#039;s&quot;

Dr: &quot;Well, you can&#039;t say fairer than that then&quot;

I thank you (well Tommy Cooper does).

Bonne nuit xx</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lovely — I am particularly fond of your lower case “t” and “f” and “e“s — the upward slant to the former two indicates optimism and humour.  Which reminds me of a joke:  </p>
<p>Man walks into his doctors:</p>
<p>Man: “Doctor doctor, I can’t say my f’s my t’s or my h’s”</p>
<p>Dr: “Well, you can’t say fairer than that then”</p>
<p>I thank you (well Tommy Cooper does).</p>
<p>Bonne nuit xx</p>
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		<title>By: andre</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-887</link>
		<dc:creator>andre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>no one ever writes posts about me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>no one ever writes posts about me.</p>
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		<title>By: kate</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-886</link>
		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ah, what is life if you can&#039;t be a little random sometimes...

if there were more potatoes in the world...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ah, what is life if you can’t be a little random sometimes…</p>
<p>if there were more potatoes in the world…</p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-885</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kate - What can I say? Other than my eyes are moist. (I said my eyes, Andre; my eyes!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kate — What can I say? Other than my eyes are moist. (I said my eyes, Andre; my eyes!)</p>
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		<title>By: kate</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-884</link>
		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://www.flickr.com/photos/moopness/461889907/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/moopness/461889907/" rel="nofollow">http://www.flickr.com/photos/moopness/461889907/</a></p>
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		<title>By: kate</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-883</link>
		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/moopness/461889907/&quot; title=&quot;run out of potatoes&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

ran out of potatoes, sorry...</description>
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<p>ran out of potatoes, sorry…</p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-882</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*swoon*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*swoon*</p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-881</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Forsooth, it&#039;s true. I cannot lie.

Dear readers of An Unreliable Witness. This post is about Jack Pandemian of, er, &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.pandemian.com&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Pandemian&lt;/a&gt;. That&#039;s  Jack Pandemian of &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.pandemian.com&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Pandemian&lt;/a&gt;. Go read &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; href=&quot;http://www.pandemian.com&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Pandemian&lt;/a&gt;. It. Is. Very. Good. And. Stuff. It. Says. Here.

Will that do, Jack?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forsooth, it’s true. I cannot lie.</p>
<p>Dear readers of An Unreliable Witness. This post is about Jack Pandemian of, er, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.pandemian.com" rel="nofollow">Pandemian</a>. That’s  Jack Pandemian of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.pandemian.com" rel="nofollow">Pandemian</a>. Go read <a target="_blank" href="http://www.pandemian.com" rel="nofollow">Pandemian</a>. It. Is. Very. Good. And. Stuff. It. Says. Here.</p>
<p>Will that do, Jack?</p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/16/do-it-yourself-unreliable-witness/comment-page-1/#comment-880</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No. It&#039;s about me. See how carefully he has emulated my zeds? That&#039;s how you can tell, you know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No. It’s about me. See how carefully he has emulated my zeds? That’s how you can tell, you know.</p>
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