Clicks and buzzes

Time is of the essence, and it would appear that I have fifty-seven minutes of essence remain­ing to me. Fifty-seven minutes. At the third stroke. Precisely.

There is a great tempta­tion to use it all up at once, repeat­ing famil­iar key pat­terns until they die out on the line, obsessive-compulsive in the extreme. Instead I ration myself, con­vinced that I can eke out these pre­cious tick­ing seconds over days. Weeks if need be. I can post­pone my decision until the egg-timer runs dry. Would invest­ing in new grains of sand be fool­ish and waste­ful, or a state­ment of trust in a con­tin­ued exist­ence? Can grains of hope slip through my fin­gers too? Come in, no.24, your time is up.

There’s a warmth to this warb­ling tone, as if dust has settled on the stretches of cable, encased in rub­ber tombs, that twist their way between rocks and unwind across the ocean floor in every dir­ec­tion known to man; as if the satel­lites have turned to so much rust in their orbital car parks. But all I am given in return for my appre­ci­ation of this tech­no­logy is dead air and the sound of my own breath­ing. If it weren’t for the occa­sional clicks and buzzes that make my heart pal­pit­ate and race to beat itself against the fleshy con­fines of my chest, I would swear that I wasn’t really here.

Comments: 17

    mr wit­ness (not mr vagrant),

    your words have such a fluid qual­ity that they seem to be able to run from the page and meld to form the scene you describe. maybe the inten­ded recip­i­ent will pick up soon?

    kate | 04.19.07, 21:25

    Are you try­ing to save it, in much the same way as I always try to leave a nice big piece of saus­age for the end of a par­tic­u­larly scrummy plate of bangers and mash?

    If that is the case then I com­pletely under­stand where you’re com­ing from.

    Leave the best until last.

    Timbo | 04.19.07, 22:27

    Kate — Maybe, yes. You’re very intuitive.

    Timbo — Maybe, yes. Maybe I am.

    An Unreliable Witness | 04.19.07, 22:34

    a fel­low yarn-spinner can some­times read between those cro­cheted lines of word and yarn per­haps! prob­ably not, but if you’re try­ing to com­mu­nic­ate with some­thing or someone that won’t com­mu­nic­ate back there’s a lot of hanging on the tele­phone, in the words of some fam­ous band or other.

    Then you sort-of think someone will pick up and it excites the senses…however it’s just a misconstrusion?

    kate | 04.19.07, 23:01

    You may not really be here but your words are. Per­haps they — and you — are a fig­ment of our col­lect­ive imagination…

    Ariel | 04.20.07, 00:21

    I don’t like phones.

    andre | 04.20.07, 09:25

    I don’t mond phones, I just don’t like talk­ing on them.

    Angelalala | 04.20.07, 10:39

    Andre likes phones well enough when he’s get­ting bosom-related mes­sages on them…

    Jack | 04.20.07, 12:13

    Kate — I con­sider myself some­thing of a psy­cho­lo­gical knitter.

    Ariel — It’s true. I am a fig­ment. I am think­ing of provid­ing pho­to­graphic proof of such, thus sat­is­fy­ing all those people who cry “PICTURES!” at fre­quent intervals.

    Andre, Angela and Anna (and gosh, what a lot of com­menters whose names begin with A) — As is well known, I don’t like phones either. But needs must, and the the last few months have found me more at home to talk­ing into the infernal contraptions.

    Jack — Andre? Andre who? Oh, him. I’m afraid we’re not allowed to men­tion him round here, as it only res­ults in him get­ting all the traffic from my site. Besides which, I am aggrieved that he never responds to my bosom-related text mes­sages. Obviously.

    An Unreliable Witness | 04.20.07, 13:14

    I prefer conch shells.

    I trust, Mr Unre­li­able esq you are hav­ing a pleas­ant day?

    annie get your goat | 04.20.07, 13:43

    ah, you knit together these yarns to make a ver­it­able patch­work blanket of pro­tect­ive, com­fort­ing and won­drous description…

    ace! long may it con­tinue. Knit a long wire, send it though the sea and attatch some cups…might be cheaper than a tele­phone call.

    kate | 04.20.07, 16:36

    We are not going to have to vie for con­trol of the conch, are we?

    My day is strangely turquoise.

    An Unreliable Witness | 04.20.07, 16:37

    How lovely , a tur­quoise day. It’s even nice to type that. My day is a bit grey I’m afraid.

    And you know , grains of sand and whole new worlds and all that.

    isabelle | 04.20.07, 17:34

    There’s always morse code or smoke sig­nals… As for the col­our of today, it is beige with stains on, like the oik’s sofa into which I am cur­rently compressed.

    Ariel | 04.20.07, 19:50

    Days of grey I’m not so sure about, but I’ve always had rather a fond­ness for the col­our. I see things in grey.

    And Ariel? My advice is to sit on the beige bits rather than the stains.

    An Unreliable Witness | 04.20.07, 22:57

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