Comments on: Clicks and buzzes http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-943 An Unreliable Witness Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:57:16 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-943 Days of grey I'm not so sure about, but I've always had rather a fondness for the colour. I see things in grey. And Ariel? My advice is to sit on the beige bits rather than the stains. Days of grey I’m not so sure about, but I’ve always had rather a fondness for the colour. I see things in grey.

And Ariel? My advice is to sit on the beige bits rather than the stains.

]]> By: Ariel http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-942 Ariel Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:50:43 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-942 There's always morse code or smoke signals... As for the colour of today, it is beige with stains on, like the oik's sofa into which I am currently compressed. There’s always morse code or smoke signals… As for the colour of today, it is beige with stains on, like the oik’s sofa into which I am currently compressed.

]]> By: isabelle http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-941 isabelle Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:34:29 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-941 How lovely , a turquoise day. It's even nice to type that. My day is a bit grey I'm afraid. And you know , grains of sand and whole new worlds and all that. How lovely , a turquoise day. It’s even nice to type that. My day is a bit grey I’m afraid.

And you know , grains of sand and whole new worlds and all that.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-940 An Unreliable Witness Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:37:33 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-940 We are not going to have to vie for control of the conch, are we? My day is strangely turquoise. We are not going to have to vie for control of the conch, are we?

My day is strangely turquoise.

]]> By: kate http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-939 kate Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:36:32 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-939 ah, you knit together these yarns to make a veritable patchwork blanket of protective, comforting and wondrous description... ace! long may it continue. Knit a long wire, send it though the sea and attatch some cups...might be cheaper than a telephone call. ah, you knit together these yarns to make a veritable patchwork blanket of protective, comforting and wondrous description…

ace! long may it continue. Knit a long wire, send it though the sea and attatch some cups…might be cheaper than a telephone call.

]]> By: annie get your goat http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-937 annie get your goat Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:43:31 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-937 I prefer conch shells. I trust, Mr Unreliable esq you are having a pleasant day? I prefer conch shells.

I trust, Mr Unreliable esq you are having a pleasant day?

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-936 An Unreliable Witness Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:14:41 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-936 Kate - I consider myself something of a psychological knitter. Ariel - It's true. I am a figment. I am thinking of providing photographic proof of such, thus satisfying all those people who cry "PICTURES!" at frequent intervals. Andre, Angela and Anna (and gosh, what a lot of commenters whose names begin with A) - As is well known, I don't like phones either. But needs must, and the the last few months have found me more at home to talking into the infernal contraptions. Jack - Andre? Andre who? Oh, <i>him</i>. I'm afraid we're not allowed to mention <i>him</i> round here, as it only results in him getting all the traffic from my site. Besides which, I am aggrieved that he never responds to my bosom-related text messages. Obviously. Kate — I consider myself something of a psychological knitter.

Ariel — It’s true. I am a figment. I am thinking of providing photographic proof of such, thus satisfying all those people who cry “PICTURES!” at frequent intervals.

Andre, Angela and Anna (and gosh, what a lot of commenters whose names begin with A) — As is well known, I don’t like phones either. But needs must, and the the last few months have found me more at home to talking into the infernal contraptions.

Jack — Andre? Andre who? Oh, him. I’m afraid we’re not allowed to mention him round here, as it only results in him getting all the traffic from my site. Besides which, I am aggrieved that he never responds to my bosom-related text messages. Obviously.

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-935 Jack Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:13:22 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-935 Andre likes phones well enough when he's getting bosom-related messages on them... Andre likes phones well enough when he’s getting bosom-related messages on them…

]]> By: annie get your goat http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-934 annie get your goat Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:37:02 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-934 I don't like phones either. I don’t like phones either.

]]> By: Angelalala http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-933 Angelalala Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:39:30 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-933 Mind. Fucksake. Mind. Fucksake.

]]> By: Angelalala http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-932 Angelalala Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:39:06 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-932 I don't mond phones, I just don't like talking on them. I don’t mond phones, I just don’t like talking on them.

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-931 andre Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:25:43 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-931 I don't like phones. I don’t like phones.

]]> By: Ariel http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-930 Ariel Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:21:04 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-930 You may not really be here but your words are. Perhaps they - and you - are a figment of our collective imagination... You may not really be here but your words are. Perhaps they — and you — are a figment of our collective imagination…

]]> By: kate http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-929 kate Thu, 19 Apr 2007 22:01:32 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-929 a fellow yarn-spinner can sometimes read between those crocheted lines of word and yarn perhaps! probably not, but if you're trying to communicate with something or someone that won't communicate back there's a lot of hanging on the telephone, in the words of some famous band or other. Then you sort-of think someone will pick up and it excites the senses...however it's just a misconstrusion? a fellow yarn-spinner can sometimes read between those crocheted lines of word and yarn perhaps! probably not, but if you’re trying to communicate with something or someone that won’t communicate back there’s a lot of hanging on the telephone, in the words of some famous band or other.

Then you sort-of think someone will pick up and it excites the senses…however it’s just a misconstrusion?

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-928 An Unreliable Witness Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:34:28 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-928 Kate - Maybe, yes. You're very intuitive. Timbo - Maybe, yes. Maybe I am. Kate — Maybe, yes. You’re very intuitive.

Timbo — Maybe, yes. Maybe I am.

]]> By: Timbo http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-927 Timbo Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:27:02 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-927 Are you trying to save it, in much the same way as I always try to leave a nice big piece of sausage for the end of a particularly scrummy plate of bangers and mash? If that is the case then I completely understand where you're coming from. Leave the best until last. Are you trying to save it, in much the same way as I always try to leave a nice big piece of sausage for the end of a particularly scrummy plate of bangers and mash?

If that is the case then I completely understand where you’re coming from.

Leave the best until last.

]]> By: kate http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/comment-page-1/#comment-926 kate Thu, 19 Apr 2007 20:25:43 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comment-926 mr witness (not mr vagrant), your words have such a fluid quality that they seem to be able to run from the page and meld to form the scene you describe. maybe the intended recipient will pick up soon? mr witness (not mr vagrant),

your words have such a fluid quality that they seem to be able to run from the page and meld to form the scene you describe. maybe the intended recipient will pick up soon?

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