Comments on: Random acts of stationery #10 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: seahorse http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-1004 seahorse Tue, 24 Apr 2007 19:10:02 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-1004 Damn those midges. Anyway, it's been raining for two days here so now I'm happier. But I still have a yearning, and will make a note to pick an uninhabited, inaccessible and very remote island, and then get myself delivered there by helicopter. With two months supplies, a floor-length mosquito net stapled around the brim of a wide sunhat, and a catapult to fend off any stray tourists. Mind you, catapulting from inside a mosquito net...could be dangerous. Damn those midges. Anyway, it’s been raining for two days here so now I’m happier. But I still have a yearning, and will make a note to pick an uninhabited, inaccessible and very remote island, and then get myself delivered there by helicopter. With two months supplies, a floor-length mosquito net stapled around the brim of a wide sunhat, and a catapult to fend off any stray tourists. Mind you, catapulting from inside a mosquito net…could be dangerous.

]]> By: isabelle http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-972 isabelle Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:11:39 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-972 what if she said yes? what if she said yes?

]]> By: Elaine http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-971 Elaine Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:27:12 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-971 Re Scottish island... it even gets pretty hot up there too and there are still some tourists and even more midges. Not pleasant. Re Scottish island… it even gets pretty hot up there too and there are still some tourists and even more midges. Not pleasant.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-969 An Unreliable Witness Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:11:15 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-969 Seahorse - After Iceland, remote Scottish islands are next on my list. If you find one, let me know. Ariel - "Then again, I wore black today." Ah, this is my life. Every day. Almost. Seahorse — After Iceland, remote Scottish islands are next on my list. If you find one, let me know.

Ariel — “Then again, I wore black today.” Ah, this is my life. Every day. Almost.

]]> By: Ariel http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-968 Ariel Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:07:30 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-968 Yup, it was hot. Then again, I wore black today. And I saw body parts that I really didn't want to see. Urgh. It's only going to get worse from now on. Yup, it was hot. Then again, I wore black today. And I saw body parts that I really didn’t want to see. Urgh. It’s only going to get worse from now on.

]]> By: seahorse http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-967 seahorse Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:09:10 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-967 Some remote Scottish island please. Am seriously considering it for this year's two months (please only two) of hellish heat. I need to write to someone asking if they want to do a house swap. Ha haha ha. Oh well. Some remote Scottish island please. Am seriously considering it for this year’s two months (please only two) of hellish heat. I need to write to someone asking if they want to do a house swap. Ha haha ha. Oh well.

]]> By: clarissa http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-964 clarissa Sun, 22 Apr 2007 14:25:27 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-964 I quite enjoyed both the 'heatwave' and the 'arctic blast' we experienced last week. I quite enjoyed both the ‘heatwave’ and the ‘arctic blast’ we experienced last week.

]]> By: kate http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-963 kate Sun, 22 Apr 2007 14:02:51 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-963 mr witness : you will get there some day, if you wish to. and it will be worth the wait. ariel : i'm sure the streets nearby are in a similar condition...ick. mr witness : you will get there some day, if you wish to. and it will be worth the wait.

ariel : i’m sure the streets nearby are in a similar condition…ick.

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-962 andre Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:18:23 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-962 Mad dogs and English men Mad dogs and English men

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-961 An Unreliable Witness Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:26:13 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-961 Kate - Iceland is one of my dream locations. One day, maybe one day ... Timbo - Put a nice woolly sweater on. Ariel - Good heavens, is it like that round your way too? That's it. I'm not going out until October. Kate — Iceland is one of my dream locations. One day, maybe one day …

Timbo — Put a nice woolly sweater on.

Ariel — Good heavens, is it like that round your way too? That’s it. I’m not going out until October.

]]> By: Ariel http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-960 Ariel Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:17:21 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-960 Shirtless blokes roasting their beer paunches in the sun, cleavages overflowing out of diminutive bikini tops, a barefoot man carrying two 99 Flakes... Shirtless blokes roasting their beer paunches in the sun, cleavages overflowing out of diminutive bikini tops, a barefoot man carrying two 99 Flakes…

]]> By: Timbo http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-959 Timbo Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:09:49 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-959 Still seems pretty nippy from where I'm standing. Still seems pretty nippy from where I’m standing.

]]> By: kate http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/comment-page-1/#comment-958 kate Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:07:17 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/22/random-acts-of-stationery-10/#comment-958 would you be flying to iceland? would you be flying to iceland?

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