Random acts of stationery #12

heh heh

I dream of the day when I own a genuine Unreliable original!

Does anyone in the world have enough money to purchase an Unreliable Witness original? I doubt it. Though you never know …

Lust is sometimes the physical therapy that comatose romance needs.

I might agree with you, Angelalala, if only I could bloody well remember.

Poor Romance, it seems like it needs a bit of looking after. Did Lust get hurt in the collision?

Yes. Lust has a sprained … ankle.

being dumped, rejected: there we have it, a man instantly in love.

I have some advice for Lust if that is the case. Alternating putting it between hot and cold baths is a very good idea!

also if you need to tend to romance and hope it wakes up, you could sellotape a message to the ceiling so it will be the first thing it sees when it wakes…and cover the room with shimmery candlelight.

Edvard - There was almost a sigh of worldly wise experience there, but I wasn’t sure whether it was emanating from your side of this comments box or mine.

Miles Away - The ankle may have been a euphemism, because Lust’s eyes are watering at that suggestion.

Plus, I already have messages sellotaped to my ceiling. Unfortunately, no one other than me knows what they say.

Lust can be a fool!

Can Romance read the messages?

Romance is blind and cannot see.
[Er, metaphorically, of course.]

Romance in a Coma

Sounds vaguely familiar?

Well at least its not in a comma, as that would just be silly.

No, I am not at all familiar with the oeuvre of Messrs Morrissey and Marr.

Oh. Damn.

I don’t believe you.

help me

oh dear lord! he was in a white box on this site! aaaaaaagh.

Who said “help me”? Did anyone hear something? No? No. Me neither. As you were, then.

*wonders how long it will be before random people on the internet start looking in other places*

right, that sounds decidedly smutworthy yet again, i may go and wash my mouth out with soapy water.

I thought I heard something.

Never mind. It was probably just an eyelid in a lovely font.

*waits for eyelids*

taptaptap

taap taap taap

taptaptap

tap ta

what is that noise?

be it monkeys on keyboards, perchance?

(means this in a strange metaphorical way, but doesn’t want to admit to it, as that spoils the metaphor, but just has, so is now being deliberately stupid*

There are a lot of monkeys on keyboards around, Miles. You’re very accurate in your metaphor.

By the way, I thought I could hear tapping, but I was mistaken. I don’t hear any tapping. Not even a single, solitary, delicate little tap. Nope.