Oh, to be ubiquitous …

In what would undoubtedly be just a cheap and pale imitation of an idea first thought up by Andre Jordan of Andre Jordan fame, I am thinking of taking up doodling and have today myself bought a packet of felt tip pens. Watch out, world.

Er, no, that’s not right. I mean, in a heartfelt homage to an idea first dreamt up by Andre Jordan of Andre Jordan fame, I am thinking of compiling a list of scandalous reviews of this site you see before you - though in truth, since I am pale and uninteresting and don’t get out much, said reviews would not be nearly so salacious and risqué. Maybe one day, after I have had that double page spread in Hello! magazine.

Currently teetering on top of the enormous and precariously stacked pile of three possible review-type things (snappy, huh?) are the following pithy words left on another site - which modesty forbids me to link to or name - by the exceptionally kind and generous Fiona from Dublin. She said the following, which both made me blush and laugh out loud at one and the same time:

“Yeah I know. Him again. But still.”

I think you’ll agree that those seven short words say all that really needs to be said about An Unreliable Witness. And no, I am not being my usual sarcastic self. Fiona, you are a genius of the highest order, and I salute you. I will even send one of my special crack parachute regiment of angels round to your bungalow this very evening, as a way of offering my sincere thanks.

More reviews to come. Or maybe not.

Comments: 21

    I saw that too and I knew exactly what she meant, ha ha…

    … face it mr witness, you are the Blogfather…

    Peach | 05.23.07, 20:42

    Ha ha ha ha… unable to write review at the moment due to laughter.

    But I will definitely think of something scandalous.

    Oh yes.

    x

    Am I allowed to mention any of the stuff you write on your living room wall?

    andre | 05.23.07, 20:55

    i was ubiquitous once. it was very a very difficult state to maintain. my friends and family complained. i was tired a lot. I miss it.

    clarissa | 05.23.07, 21:41

    Some people spend far too much time blogging.

    Thankfully An Unreliable Witness is one of them.

    - The Overnight Editor

    overnighteditor | 05.24.07, 01:13

    Eek! I’m scarleh (Dublinese for blushing profusely)! For the record IT WAS POST OF THE WEEK. Lack of modesty means I can link to it - look: HER IT IS. Still, it’s nice to know I’m top of some pile. Particularly some pile here.

    fionat | 05.24.07, 02:02

    What? You know Andre Jordan? Oh, you lucky, lucky Witness. Swoon.

    Oh wait… about you. Okay. Ummm.

    “Unreliable Witness… he knows Andre Jordan personally.”

    How was that?

    la fille | 05.24.07, 02:26

    “Will change his story under cross examination.”

    Mr Angry | 05.24.07, 10:42

    Earl Unreliable Witness Esquire, PhD, OBE, CBE and hononary Freeman of the City of Londinium, is hereby granted the freedom of the City of London Tarn and therefore the right to herd his sheep across London Bridge and up the Mall.

    {darn it, feckin sheep slipped in there somehow}

    annie | 05.24.07, 11:17

    “Reading between the lines of An Unreliable Witness one is left in no doubt whatsoever that there is quite clearly a sheep fetish going on”

    andre | 05.24.07, 11:30

    What do the other two say?

    Angelalala | 05.24.07, 15:38

    Peach - Does that mean I am going to place horse’s heads in leading bloggers beds? I do hope not.

    Andre - The stuff I write on my living room wall is only to be seen by myself and by people who sleep in my living room, so keep it zipped, Jerdin.

    Clarissa - Ubiquity is very exhausting. I feel quite spent.

    OE - Ah, time blogging. I remember that.

    Mr Angry - I ‘ave ne’er lied to bleedin’ no one, guv’nor. You ask me muvva.

    Fiona - And now I am scarleh (what a fabulous word) again.

    La Fille - Er, I’m sorry? Andreas who?

    Annie - Do not mention sheep! You know what’ll happen! That long-haired doodler will only be along to mention his clouds.

    Andre - See? See?!

    An Unreliable Witness | 05.24.07, 19:22

    “neither unreliable or a witness”

    i feel quite jipped, really.

    kermit | 05.25.07, 00:36

    “An Unreliable Witness: better than sex with an unattractive psychopath.”

    You can quote me on that.

    petemaskreplica | 05.25.07, 01:31

    Kermit - I am quite unreliable, actually, but I have never witnessed anything. I am always about ten minutes late.

    Petemaskreplica - Oh dear, I think my eyes are watering.

    An Unreliable Witness | 05.25.07, 11:36

    llamas

    llamas

    {must remember not to mention sheep, oh bugger}

    annie | 05.25.07, 14:49

    the blogosphere, if it is acceptable to use such an offensive term in your comment box, just wouldn’t be the same without you, mr unreliable.

    edvard moonke | 05.25.07, 17:10

    er, hope not, forgot about that bit, ha

    Peach | 05.26.07, 17:21

    Felt pens. Can’t wait!

    I don’t have felt pens but i draw in paint. Does that count?

    I only draw cats.

    Yes, Andre has started a revolution!

    Blue Seaurchin | 05.27.07, 04:10

    I have ubiquitous ants. its not a good thing.

    Blue Seaurchin | 05.27.07, 04:16

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