Comments on: Oh, to be ubiquitous … http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: seahorse http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1364 seahorse Mon, 28 May 2007 16:24:02 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1364 Um, I feel a bit unsure about this, you being the Blogfather and all, but I've nominated you for a Thinking Blogger's Award because of something what you writted a while back http://beautyoffensive.blogspot.com/2007/05/pause-for-thought.html Um, I feel a bit unsure about this, you being the Blogfather and all, but I’ve nominated you for a Thinking Blogger’s Award because of something what you writted a while back

http://beautyoffensive.blogspot.com/2007/05/pause-for-thought.html

]]> By: Blue Seaurchin http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1363 Blue Seaurchin Sun, 27 May 2007 03:16:43 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1363 I have ubiquitous ants. its not a good thing. I have ubiquitous ants. its not a good thing.

]]> By: Blue Seaurchin http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1362 Blue Seaurchin Sun, 27 May 2007 03:10:27 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1362 Felt pens. Can't wait! I don't have felt pens but i draw in paint. Does that count? I only draw cats. Yes, Andre has started a revolution! Felt pens. Can’t wait!

I don’t have felt pens but i draw in paint. Does that count?

I only draw cats.

Yes, Andre has started a revolution!

]]> By: Peach http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1360 Peach Sat, 26 May 2007 16:21:56 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1360 er, hope not, forgot about that bit, ha er, hope not, forgot about that bit, ha

]]> By: edvard moonke http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1359 edvard moonke Fri, 25 May 2007 16:10:03 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1359 the blogosphere, if it is acceptable to use such an offensive term in your comment box, just wouldn't be the same without you, mr unreliable. the blogosphere, if it is acceptable to use such an offensive term in your comment box, just wouldn’t be the same without you, mr unreliable.

]]> By: annie http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1358 annie Fri, 25 May 2007 13:49:16 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1358 llamas llamas {must remember not to mention sheep, oh bugger} llamas

llamas

{must remember not to mention sheep, oh bugger}

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1357 An Unreliable Witness Fri, 25 May 2007 10:36:03 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1357 Kermit - I am quite unreliable, actually, but I have never witnessed anything. I am always about ten minutes late. Petemaskreplica - Oh dear, I think my eyes are watering. Kermit — I am quite unreliable, actually, but I have never witnessed anything. I am always about ten minutes late.

Petemaskreplica — Oh dear, I think my eyes are watering.

]]> By: petemaskreplica http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1356 petemaskreplica Fri, 25 May 2007 00:31:07 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1356 "An Unreliable Witness: better than sex with an unattractive psychopath." You can quote me on that. “An Unreliable Witness: better than sex with an unattractive psychopath.”

You can quote me on that.

]]> By: kermit http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1355 kermit Thu, 24 May 2007 23:36:49 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1355 "neither unreliable or a witness" i feel quite jipped, really. “neither unreliable or a witness”

i feel quite jipped, really.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1354 An Unreliable Witness Thu, 24 May 2007 18:22:03 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1354 Peach - Does that mean I am going to place horse's heads in leading bloggers beds? I do hope not. Andre - The stuff I write on my living room wall is only to be seen by myself and by people who sleep in my living room, so keep it zipped, Jerdin. Clarissa - Ubiquity is very exhausting. I feel quite spent. OE - Ah, time blogging. I remember that. Mr Angry - I 'ave ne'er lied to bleedin' no one, guv'nor. You ask me muvva. Fiona - And now <i>I</i> am scarleh (what a fabulous word) again. La Fille - Er, I'm sorry? Andreas <i>who</i>? Annie - Do not mention sheep! You know what'll happen! That long-haired doodler will only be along to mention his clouds. Andre - See? See?! Peach — Does that mean I am going to place horse’s heads in leading bloggers beds? I do hope not.

Andre — The stuff I write on my living room wall is only to be seen by myself and by people who sleep in my living room, so keep it zipped, Jerdin.

Clarissa — Ubiquity is very exhausting. I feel quite spent.

OE — Ah, time blogging. I remember that.

Mr Angry — I ‘ave ne’er lied to bleedin’ no one, guv’nor. You ask me muvva.

Fiona — And now I am scarleh (what a fabulous word) again.

La Fille — Er, I’m sorry? Andreas who?

Annie — Do not mention sheep! You know what’ll happen! That long-haired doodler will only be along to mention his clouds.

Andre — See? See?!

]]> By: Angelalala http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1353 Angelalala Thu, 24 May 2007 14:38:35 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1353 What do the other two say? What do the other two say?

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1351 andre Thu, 24 May 2007 10:30:58 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1351 "Reading between the lines of An Unreliable Witness one is left in no doubt whatsoever that there is quite clearly a sheep fetish going on" “Reading between the lines of An Unreliable Witness one is left in no doubt whatsoever that there is quite clearly a sheep fetish going on”

]]> By: annie http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1350 annie Thu, 24 May 2007 10:17:33 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1350 Earl Unreliable Witness Esquire, PhD, OBE, CBE and hononary Freeman of the City of Londinium, is hereby granted the freedom of the City of London Tarn and therefore the right to herd his sheep across London Bridge and up the Mall. {darn it, feckin sheep slipped in there somehow} Earl Unreliable Witness Esquire, PhD, OBE, CBE and hononary Freeman of the City of Londinium, is hereby granted the freedom of the City of London Tarn and therefore the right to herd his sheep across London Bridge and up the Mall.

{darn it, feckin sheep slipped in there somehow}

]]> By: Mr Angry http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1349 Mr Angry Thu, 24 May 2007 09:42:07 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1349 "Will change his story under cross examination." “Will change his story under cross examination.”

]]> By: la fille http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1348 la fille Thu, 24 May 2007 01:26:02 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1348 What? You know Andre Jordan? Oh, you lucky, lucky Witness. Swoon. Oh wait... about you. Okay. Ummm. "Unreliable Witness... he knows Andre Jordan personally." How was that? What? You know Andre Jordan? Oh, you lucky, lucky Witness. Swoon.

Oh wait… about you. Okay. Ummm.

“Unreliable Witness… he knows Andre Jordan personally.”

How was that?

]]> By: fionat http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1347 fionat Thu, 24 May 2007 01:04:13 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1347 Even more scarleh. <a href="http://www.postoftheweek.com/posts/95#comments" rel="nofollow">HEREEEE IT IS.</a> I think. Even more scarleh. HEREEEE IT IS. I think.

]]> By: fionat http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1346 fionat Thu, 24 May 2007 01:02:38 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1346 Eek! I'm scarleh (Dublinese for blushing profusely)! For the record IT WAS POST OF THE WEEK. Lack of modesty means I can link to it - look: <a>HER IT IS</a>. Still, it's nice to know I'm top of some pile. Particularly some pile here. Eek! I’m scarleh (Dublinese for blushing profusely)! For the record IT WAS POST OF THE WEEK. Lack of modesty means I can link to it — look: HER IT IS. Still, it’s nice to know I’m top of some pile. Particularly some pile here.

]]> By: overnighteditor http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1345 overnighteditor Thu, 24 May 2007 00:13:09 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1345 Some people spend far too much time blogging. Thankfully An Unreliable Witness is one of them. - The Overnight Editor Some people spend far too much time blogging.

Thankfully An Unreliable Witness is one of them.

— The Overnight Editor

]]> By: clarissa http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1344 clarissa Wed, 23 May 2007 20:41:18 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1344 i was ubiquitous once. it was very a very difficult state to maintain. my friends and family complained. i was tired a lot. I miss it. i was ubiquitous once. it was very a very difficult state to maintain. my friends and family complained. i was tired a lot. I miss it.

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/comment-page-1/#comment-1342 andre Wed, 23 May 2007 19:55:07 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/23/oh-to-be-ubiquitous/#comment-1342 Ha ha ha ha... unable to write review at the moment due to laughter. But I will definitely think of something scandalous. Oh yes. x Am I allowed to mention any of the stuff you write on your living room wall? Ha ha ha ha… unable to write review at the moment due to laughter.

But I will definitely think of something scandalous.

Oh yes.

x

Am I allowed to mention any of the stuff you write on your living room wall?

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