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	<title>Comments on: Three steps to heaven, twelve steps to hell</title>
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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>By: Paula</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-2870</link>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You seem to have a problem with time is the distorted mirror a reflection of yourself and not the mirror.
I will write a short story just for you unreliable witness.

Essence Of Time

Tick tock tickety tock why wont time stop or take you back a year or two maybe even ten or more

You see it through a keyhole small it may be but if you peer in long enough you will visualise it becomes clear.

Ignorance is cruel ony later years will tell the cruel fate of hell what has become of your old self

Will no one listen does no one hear your pleas or the tick ticking of your inner cell they can all go to hell

The black pointed hands seem to be taunting you, mocking you hell even laughing at you
TICK TOCK god damd that bloody clock.

Now darkness has gone and the lightness rises and shines on your terror subsides. It will come and go no doubt just like the shroud that makes up the cloud.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You seem to have a problem with time is the distorted mirror a reflection of yourself and not the mirror.<br />
I will write a short story just for you unreliable witness.</p>
<p>Essence Of Time</p>
<p>Tick tock tickety tock why wont time stop or take you back a year or two maybe even ten or more</p>
<p>You see it through a keyhole small it may be but if you peer in long enough you will visualise it becomes clear.</p>
<p>Ignorance is cruel ony later years will tell the cruel fate of hell what has become of your old self</p>
<p>Will no one listen does no one hear your pleas or the tick ticking of your inner cell they can all go to hell</p>
<p>The black pointed hands seem to be taunting you, mocking you hell even laughing at you<br />
TICK TOCK god damd that bloody clock.</p>
<p>Now darkness has gone and the lightness rises and shines on your terror subsides. It will come and go no doubt just like the shroud that makes up the cloud.</p>
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		<title>By: Blue Seaurchin</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1379</link>
		<dc:creator>Blue Seaurchin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 01:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can I have a pretty pill? The one that says do not swallow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can I have a pretty pill? The one that says do not swallow.</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1378</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 00:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I see know problem here. Word addiction is very common.

Considered normal where I come from actually.

I do not appreciate you insinuating that I have a problem because I like words.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I see know problem here. Word addiction is very common.</p>
<p>Considered normal where I come from actually.</p>
<p>I do not appreciate you insinuating that I have a problem because I like words.</p>
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		<title>By: Sea Urchin</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1377</link>
		<dc:creator>Sea Urchin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 20:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am blissfullllly enjoying the word &quot;rubbish&quot;. We don&#039;t have a word like it....in the US.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am blissfullllly enjoying the word “rubbish”. We don’t have a word like it.…in the US.</p>
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		<title>By: fionat</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1376</link>
		<dc:creator>fionat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 19:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a word addict, I get kind of dizzy and palpitating when I find a bright new one I haven&#039;t tried yet and ramaging has just giving me a wonderful rush.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a word addict, I get kind of dizzy and palpitating when I find a bright new one I haven’t tried yet and ramaging has just giving me a wonderful rush.</p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1375</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 19:36:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Miles Away - I&#039;m currently receiving Classic FM on my teeth. Make of that what you will.

Andre - I hope so. I am banking on a dramatic sequel.

Meesha - Sadly, perhaps worryingly, not having the words does indeed interfere with my daily life. I should get out more, I know.

Isabelle - Send them on, by all means. The address is at the bottom of the page (probably).

The Lamb - The three steps are mostly invisible because I am &lt;i&gt;tweading vewwy vewwy softly, like an ickle mouse&lt;/i&gt;.

Peach - I hope they will have learned how to juggle. Or balance items of cutlery on parts of their anatomy.

Goldfish - Bus tickets? No. Whole buses? Yes. Most definitely.

Annie - I am finding the idea of Word Raves, featuring words waving fluorescent glow sticks in the air and shouting techno!techno!techno!techno!, hugely appealing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Miles Away — I’m currently receiving Classic FM on my teeth. Make of that what you will.</p>
<p>Andre — I hope so. I am banking on a dramatic sequel.</p>
<p>Meesha — Sadly, perhaps worryingly, not having the words does indeed interfere with my daily life. I should get out more, I know.</p>
<p>Isabelle — Send them on, by all means. The address is at the bottom of the page (probably).</p>
<p>The Lamb — The three steps are mostly invisible because I am <i>tweading vewwy vewwy softly, like an ickle mouse</i>.</p>
<p>Peach — I hope they will have learned how to juggle. Or balance items of cutlery on parts of their anatomy.</p>
<p>Goldfish — Bus tickets? No. Whole buses? Yes. Most definitely.</p>
<p>Annie — I am finding the idea of Word Raves, featuring words waving fluorescent glow sticks in the air and shouting techno!techno!techno!techno!, hugely appealing.</p>
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		<title>By: annie</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1374</link>
		<dc:creator>annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 13:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>strike all the above
seems i&#039;ve lost the ability to spell as well

ramaging - rampaging

WAA - Word Addicts Annoymous</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>strike all the above<br />
seems i’ve lost the ability to spell as well</p>
<p>ramaging — rampaging</p>
<p>WAA — Word Addicts Annoymous</p>
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		<title>By: annie</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1373</link>
		<dc:creator>annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 13:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i&#039;m sorry you&#039;ve got withdrawal symptoms

if its any consolation - the ramaging words have been holding all night raves round mine

perhaps we should start up W.A.D - word addicts annoymous?

xx</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i’m sorry you’ve got withdrawal symptoms</p>
<p>if its any consolation — the ramaging words have been holding all night raves round mine</p>
<p>perhaps we should start up W.A.D — word addicts annoymous?</p>
<p>xx</p>
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		<title>By: The Goldfish</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1372</link>
		<dc:creator>The Goldfish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 09:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm, if you haven&#039;t started dissolving bus tickets under your tongue, I fear you&#039;re yet to reach rock bottom.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm, if you haven’t started dissolving bus tickets under your tongue, I fear you’re yet to reach rock bottom.</p>
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		<title>By: Peach</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1371</link>
		<dc:creator>Peach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 09:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>watch it, when they&#039;ve been away for a while they come back with new tricks...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>watch it, when they’ve been away for a while they come back with new tricks…</p>
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		<title>By: the lamb</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1370</link>
		<dc:creator>the lamb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 09:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I see your twelve spectacular steps to hell and damnation ... but I don&#039;t see no three steps to heaven ...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I see your twelve spectacular steps to hell and damnation … but I don’t see no three steps to heaven …</p>
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		<title>By: isabelle</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1368</link>
		<dc:creator>isabelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 08:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wish you could take some of mine, they&#039;re doing my head in.

I&#039;m sure yours will return though, everyone needs quiet times....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wish you could take some of mine, they’re doing my head in.</p>
<p>I’m sure yours will return though, everyone needs quiet times.…</p>
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		<title>By: Meesha</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1367</link>
		<dc:creator>Meesha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 00:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>but something&#039;s only a Problem if it intefere&#039;s with your daily life, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>but something’s only a Problem if it intefere’s with your daily life, right?</p>
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		<title>By: andre</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1366</link>
		<dc:creator>andre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 23:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It will. They will. Return.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It will. They will. Return.</p>
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		<title>By: Miles Away</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/28/three-steps-to-heaven-twelve-steps-to-hell/comment-page-1/#comment-1365</link>
		<dc:creator>Miles Away</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 22:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>some of them look a little like the resistor bits of electronic resistors.  perhaps if you were chewing them you&#039;d have more of a problem...

(yes, this is a rubbish comment, but the pink goo looks rather appetising...)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>some of them look a little like the resistor bits of electronic resistors.  perhaps if you were chewing them you’d have more of a problem…</p>
<p>(yes, this is a rubbish comment, but the pink goo looks rather appetising…)</p>
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