Comments on: Web two point oh Christ almighty http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Gert http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1615 Gert Sun, 01 Jul 2007 23:18:35 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1615 I thought social networking was getting all my bits-and-bobs to talk to each other, then I remembered it's actually about finding the time to read all those blogs etc that I do like. Which is why this comment is one month late. But there are only a thousand more outstanding posts on Bloglines. I thought social networking was getting all my bits-and-bobs to talk to each other, then I remembered it’s actually about finding the time to read all those blogs etc that I do like.

Which is why this comment is one month late. But there are only a thousand more outstanding posts on Bloglines.

]]> By: seahorse http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1454 seahorse Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:49:32 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1454 I find, having crept over to flickr and last.fm and somehow joined a yahoo group along the way that it really is all too much. Which is why i post pics on my blog, and listen to music when I want to without wondering what all those much cooler people are listening to. It's a oneblogshop for me and life is simpler that way. I find, having crept over to flickr and last.fm and somehow joined a yahoo group along the way that it really is all too much. Which is why i post pics on my blog, and listen to music when I want to without wondering what all those much cooler people are listening to. It’s a oneblogshop for me and life is simpler that way.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1447 An Unreliable Witness Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:38:36 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1447 Hmm. No. I have decided that I like being obsessed over. I'm not as modest as I make out. :) Hmm. No. I have decided that I like being obsessed over. I’m not as modest as I make out. :)

]]> By: Peach http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1446 Peach Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:03:05 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1446 ha you're very funny and very modest... so what if the stuff we hide behind is more interesting than who we really are, although I doubt that is true of course... love this post - could someone else PLEASE nominate it for POTW. I would (again) but I fear the unreliable wit would think I was obsessing over him... ... and he might not like that again ha you’re very funny and very modest… so what if the stuff we hide behind is more interesting than who we really are, although I doubt that is true of course…

love this post — could someone else PLEASE nominate it for POTW. I would (again) but I fear the unreliable wit would think I was obsessing over him…

… and he might not like that again

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1442 An Unreliable Witness Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:44:42 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1442 Timbo - Don't do it! Or at least, if you <i>are</i> going to do it, don't forget to give us live status updates on Facebook and Twitter, and post the pictures on MySpace! [Tasteless, moi?] Timbo — Don’t do it! Or at least, if you are going to do it, don’t forget to give us live status updates on Facebook and Twitter, and post the pictures on MySpace! [Tasteless, moi?]

]]> By: Hrishi http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1441 Hrishi Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:41:13 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1441 just like 24x7 news channels not enough to report about repetition fills the void a sense of humour about it all is the only refreshing escape thanks witness just like 24x7 news channels
not enough to report about
repetition fills the void

a sense of humour about it all
is the only refreshing escape

thanks witness

]]> By: Timbo http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1440 Timbo Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:17:02 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1440 Not really, but it's a bit upsetting isn't it? Surely, at some point in my life, I had something better to do? Not really, but it’s a bit upsetting isn’t it?

Surely, at some point in my life, I had something better to do?

]]> By: Timbo http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1438 Timbo Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:16:18 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1438 Upon reflection, I have come to the altogether unsatisfactory conclusion that the reason I have all these frigging Facetwitspaceckr accounts is because I just don't have anything more interesting that I should be doing. And with that I shall excuse myself, find a short length of rope, and put myself out of my misery. It's been emotional. Upon reflection, I have come to the altogether unsatisfactory conclusion that the reason I have all these frigging Facetwitspaceckr accounts is because I just don’t have anything more interesting that I should be doing.

And with that I shall excuse myself, find a short length of rope, and put myself out of my misery.

It’s been emotional.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1423 An Unreliable Witness Sun, 03 Jun 2007 19:54:26 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1423 Passive-aggressive group badges sound like such a bad idea that they almost sound ... good. Clearly my mind is warped. Goldfish - Damn. Rumbled again. You know me far too well. Now stand close everyone ... Passive-aggressive group badges sound like such a bad idea that they almost sound … good. Clearly my mind is warped.

Goldfish — Damn. Rumbled again. You know me far too well. Now stand close everyone …

]]> By: Angelalala http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1420 Angelalala Sun, 03 Jun 2007 18:56:02 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1420 I'm with Ken Dodd on this one, twitter ye not, missus! I’m with Ken Dodd on this one, twitter ye not, missus!

]]> By: The Goldfish http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1419 The Goldfish Sun, 03 Jun 2007 18:24:02 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1419 Yeah, and how many people would never have heard of Twitter had you not menaced them into joining? In fact, let's face it: this post is a thinly-veiled ploy to publicise your presence on these various sites so that we'll all join and "befriend" you in the hope of reading more of your lurid fantasies about being pressed up against them in sardine-packed commuter trains, right? Yeah, and how many people would never have heard of Twitter had you not menaced them into joining? In fact, let’s face it: this post is a thinly-veiled ploy to publicise your presence on these various sites so that we’ll all join and “befriend” you in the hope of reading more of your lurid fantasies about being pressed up against them in sardine-packed commuter trains, right?

]]> By: Katie http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1416 Katie Sat, 02 Jun 2007 17:42:04 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1416 PS - Badges? Yes! Ferrets, too X PS — Badges? Yes!

Ferrets, too

X

]]> By: Katie http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1415 Katie Sat, 02 Jun 2007 17:41:26 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1415 But I am your friend on Facebook. And I am in your Facebook group. Does this mean you actually hate me? Oh no. But I am your friend on Facebook.

And I am in your Facebook group.

Does this mean you actually hate me?

Oh no.

]]> By: clarissa http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1414 clarissa Sat, 02 Jun 2007 13:10:10 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1414 A dry chicken sandwich. I can taste it, feel the chicken sinews slowly being torn by teeth. A dry chicken sandwich is a disappointment. Almost a tragedy, which is something to blog about. A dry chicken sandwich. I can taste it, feel the chicken sinews slowly being torn by teeth. A dry chicken sandwich is a disappointment. Almost a tragedy, which is something to blog about.

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1413 andre Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:31:01 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1413 proud member of the Passive-aggressive faceAche group. We will have to get some badges made? proud member of the Passive-aggressive faceAche group.

We will have to get some badges made?

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1412 Jack Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:01:47 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1412 Damn. The passive-aggressive Facebook group almost makes me want to join. Damn. The passive-aggressive Facebook group almost makes me want to join.

]]> By: Miles Away http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1410 Miles Away Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:24:22 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1410 sometimes such social networks [twit, myspz, farcebk] exist to endlessly glamourise tawdry lives to the nines in the way which we see fit - "i'm famous on the internet" sort of thing. But do they also show aspects that we don't get to see, by merely staring at cells and chemistry? sometimes such social networks [twit, myspz, farcebk] exist to endlessly glamourise tawdry lives to the nines in the way which we see fit — “i’m famous on the internet” sort of thing.

But do they also show aspects that we don’t get to see, by merely staring at cells and chemistry?

]]> By: la fille http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1408 la fille Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:12:57 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1408 Say it ain't so! You are fascinating! You are more interesting than I am. It must be so! You have a blog! You are on Facebook! If it isn't true .... I ... don't... know... what I'll do.... Tell me you were kidding! Sob. Say it ain’t so! You are fascinating! You are more interesting than I am. It must be so! You have a blog! You are on Facebook! If it isn’t true .… I … don’t… know… what I’ll do.… Tell me you were kidding!

Sob.

]]> By: the lamb http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/comment-page-1/#comment-1407 the lamb Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:27:00 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/01/web-two-point-oh-christ-almighty/#comment-1407 MRW -- I hear the spin cycle on your washing machine ... and I'm breathlessly giddy just thinking about your dryer chiming in in a moment ... swoon. Oh, wait ... that's not the most dangerous exciting captivating part of your post? Damn. MRW — I hear the spin cycle on your washing machine … and I’m breathlessly giddy just thinking about your dryer chiming in in a moment … swoon.

Oh, wait … that’s not the most dangerous exciting captivating part of your post?

Damn.

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