Random acts of stationery #19

picks good seat. opens popcorn…

Boom, boom. tish.

heh heh… you’re fab

Light relief?

With a happy ending?

Andre - Can you munch a little less loudly, please.

LondonGirl - Hello and welcome. I’m afraid that you will find that my puns get no better than this. And probably worse.

Peach - If I were more confident, I would answer that comment with “Yes, I am, aren’t I?” Fortunately, I’m not more confident.

Jack - You want a happy ending too? Hmm. Let’s not push the limits of belief, shall we?

[I am still incredulous that no one has resorted to a smutty innuendo about ‘light relief’]

Mine! Mine was smutty! It was!

I demand the label of filth I so richly deserve!

I was trying to think of way of using a light reference and porn in the same sentence but my brain fell over.

Jack - You are filthy. There, I hope you are now contented.

Angelalala - Please seek advice from Jack. This never happens to her, it seems.

my first thought upon reading this was
fiddle sticks xx

That was your first thought?

How odd.

i am intrigued into what sort of a light it is. it looks like a rather nice illumination in any case.

Bah-dum, ching!

have finished popcorn. Will the dancing girls be on soon?

groan

Is that anything like leitmotif?

Miles Away - it is a halogen desk lamp. It’s silver. The fact that it’s silver to match my Macbook Pro is, erm, entirely coincidental.

Meesha - Thank you for the cymbal.

Andre - There are no dancing girls here. You’ll only be wanting PICTURES!!! of them.

La Fille - Don’t worry. It’ll get worse.

Clarissa - That’s class, thank you. You win the prize for the best pun.

A prize? I win a prize! Hurray! ;-)

It looks very bright… Could you have a paler shade of light?

You have lovely handwriting.