picks good seat. opens popcorn…
Boom, boom. tish.
heh heh… you’re fab
Light relief? With a happy ending?
Light relief?
With a happy ending?
Andre — Can you munch a little less loudly, please. LondonGirl — Hello and welcome. I’m afraid that you will find that my puns get no better than this. And probably worse. Peach — If I were more confident, I would answer that comment with “Yes, I am, aren’t I?” Fortunately, I’m not more confident. Jack — You want a happy ending too? Hmm. Let’s not push the limits of belief, shall we? [I am still incredulous that no one has resorted to a smutty innuendo about ‘light relief’]
Andre — Can you munch a little less loudly, please.
LondonGirl — Hello and welcome. I’m afraid that you will find that my puns get no better than this. And probably worse.
Peach — If I were more confident, I would answer that comment with “Yes, I am, aren’t I?” Fortunately, I’m not more confident.
Jack — You want a happy ending too? Hmm. Let’s not push the limits of belief, shall we?
[I am still incredulous that no one has resorted to a smutty innuendo about ‘light relief’]
Mine! Mine was smutty! It was! I demand the label of filth I so richly deserve!
Mine! Mine was smutty! It was!
I demand the label of filth I so richly deserve!
I was trying to think of way of using a light reference and porn in the same sentence but my brain fell over.
Jack — You are filthy. There, I hope you are now contented. Angelalala — Please seek advice from Jack. This never happens to her, it seems.
Jack — You are filthy. There, I hope you are now contented.
Angelalala — Please seek advice from Jack. This never happens to her, it seems.
my first thought upon reading this was fiddle sticks xx
That was your first thought? How odd.
That was your first thought?
How odd.
i am intrigued into what sort of a light it is. it looks like a rather nice illumination in any case.
Bah-dum, ching!
have finished popcorn. Will the dancing girls be on soon?
groan
Is that anything like leitmotif?
Miles Away — it is a halogen desk lamp. It’s silver. The fact that it’s silver to match my Macbook Pro is, erm, entirely coincidental. Meesha — Thank you for the cymbal. Andre — There are no dancing girls here. You’ll only be wanting PICTURES!!! of them. La Fille — Don’t worry. It’ll get worse. Clarissa — That’s class, thank you. You win the prize for the best pun.
Miles Away — it is a halogen desk lamp. It’s silver. The fact that it’s silver to match my Macbook Pro is, erm, entirely coincidental.
Meesha — Thank you for the cymbal.
Andre — There are no dancing girls here. You’ll only be wanting PICTURES!!! of them.
La Fille — Don’t worry. It’ll get worse.
Clarissa — That’s class, thank you. You win the prize for the best pun.
A prize? I win a prize! Hurray! ;-)
It looks very bright… Could you have a paler shade of light?
You have lovely handwriting.
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