Comments on: Random acts of stationery #19 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Sun, 06 Jun 2010 08:29:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Miss T http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1576 Miss T Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:04:23 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1576 You have lovely handwriting. You have lovely handwriting.

]]> By: l-q-s http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1544 l-q-s Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:11:50 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1544 It looks very bright... Could you have a paler shade of light? It looks very bright… Could you have a paler shade of light?

]]> By: clarissa http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1542 clarissa Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:32:54 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1542 A prize? I win a prize! Hurray! ;-) A prize? I win a prize! Hurray! ;-)

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1541 An Unreliable Witness Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:51:06 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1541 Miles Away - it is a halogen desk lamp. It's silver. The fact that it's silver to match my Macbook Pro is, erm, entirely coincidental. Meesha - Thank you for the cymbal. Andre - There are no dancing girls here. You'll only be wanting PICTURES!!! of them. La Fille - Don't worry. It'll get worse. Clarissa - That's class, thank you. You win the prize for the best pun. Miles Away — it is a halogen desk lamp. It’s silver. The fact that it’s silver to match my Macbook Pro is, erm, entirely coincidental.

Meesha — Thank you for the cymbal.

Andre — There are no dancing girls here. You’ll only be wanting PICTURES!!! of them.

La Fille — Don’t worry. It’ll get worse.

Clarissa — That’s class, thank you. You win the prize for the best pun.

]]> By: clarissa http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1540 clarissa Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:10:07 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1540 Is that anything like leitmotif? Is that anything like leitmotif?

]]> By: la fille http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1539 la fille Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:21:23 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1539 groan groan

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1538 andre Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:27:13 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1538 have finished popcorn. Will the dancing girls be on soon? have finished popcorn. Will the dancing girls be on soon?

]]> By: Meesha http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1537 Meesha Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:31:42 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1537 Bah-dum, ching! Bah-dum, ching!

]]> By: Miles Away http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1535 Miles Away Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:52:55 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1535 i am intrigued into what sort of a light it is. it looks like a rather nice illumination in any case. i am intrigued into what sort of a light it is. it looks like a rather nice illumination in any case.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1534 An Unreliable Witness Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:59:50 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1534 That was your <i>first</i> thought? How odd. That was your first thought?

How odd.

]]> By: annie http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1533 annie Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:00:47 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1533 my first thought upon reading this was fiddle sticks xx my first thought upon reading this was
fiddle sticks
xx

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1532 An Unreliable Witness Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:29:45 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1532 Jack - You are filthy. There, I hope you are now contented. Angelalala - Please seek advice from Jack. This never happens to her, it seems. Jack — You are filthy. There, I hope you are now contented.

Angelalala — Please seek advice from Jack. This never happens to her, it seems.

]]> By: Angelalala http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1531 Angelalala Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:18:41 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1531 I was trying to think of way of using a light reference and porn in the same sentence but my brain fell over. I was trying to think of way of using a light reference and porn in the same sentence but my brain fell over.

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1530 Jack Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:50:17 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1530 Mine! Mine was smutty! It was! I demand the label of filth I so richly deserve! Mine! Mine was smutty! It was!

I demand the label of filth I so richly deserve!

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1529 An Unreliable Witness Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:38:10 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1529 Andre - Can you munch a little less loudly, please. LondonGirl - Hello and welcome. I'm afraid that you will find that my puns get no better than this. And probably worse. Peach - If I were more confident, I would answer that comment with "Yes, I am, aren't I?" Fortunately, I'm not more confident. Jack - You want a happy ending too? Hmm. Let's not push the limits of belief, shall we? [I am still incredulous that no one has resorted to a smutty innuendo about 'light relief'] Andre — Can you munch a little less loudly, please.

LondonGirl — Hello and welcome. I’m afraid that you will find that my puns get no better than this. And probably worse.

Peach — If I were more confident, I would answer that comment with “Yes, I am, aren’t I?” Fortunately, I’m not more confident.

Jack — You want a happy ending too? Hmm. Let’s not push the limits of belief, shall we?

[I am still incredulous that no one has resorted to a smutty innuendo about ‘light relief’]

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1528 Jack Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:09:01 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1528 Light relief? With a happy ending? Light relief?

With a happy ending?

]]> By: Peach http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1527 Peach Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:52:17 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1527 heh heh... you're fab heh heh… you’re fab

]]> By: LondonGirl http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1526 LondonGirl Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:18:54 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1526 Boom, boom. tish. Boom, boom. tish.

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/comment-page-1/#comment-1525 andre Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:34:08 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/06/19/random-acts-of-stationery-19/#comment-1525 picks good seat. opens popcorn... picks good seat. opens popcorn…

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