Comments on: Random notices #5 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1712 Jack Sat, 07 Jul 2007 16:29:56 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1712 I've seen your lift, Mr Witness, but I shan't lower the town by going into too much unsavoury detail with phrases like 'hand cranked', no, not me. I’ve seen your lift, Mr Witness, but I shan’t lower the town by going into too much unsavoury detail with phrases like ‘hand cranked’, no, not me.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1703 An Unreliable Witness Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:33:56 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1703 Yes, but, er, my enormous cylindrical tower-block has a high-speed lift to the top floor. [I think that's what's called a double entendre at a tangent. Or something.] Yes, but, er, my enormous cylindrical tower-block has a high-speed lift to the top floor.

[I think that’s what’s called a double entendre at a tangent. Or something.]

]]> By: The Goldfish http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1702 The Goldfish Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:51:37 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1702 We're allowed bragging? Well my enormous cylindrical tower-block is bigger than your enormous cylindrical tower-block. Bet mine'll stay up longer too. We’re allowed bragging? Well my enormous cylindrical tower-block is bigger than your enormous cylindrical tower-block. Bet mine’ll stay up longer too.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1701 An Unreliable Witness Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:11:46 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1701 La Fille - I don't like to brag about the size of my sign. I am unfailingly modest. Really. Ariel - I promise my dispensing with punctuation and capitals was only a temporary failing, to illustrate the point about how lowercase and modest I am. Normal service is now resumed. Callisto - Oh, please do go into that. Fulsome bragging is not only allowed but positively encouraged in my comments. La Fille — I don’t like to brag about the size of my sign. I am unfailingly modest. Really.

Ariel — I promise my dispensing with punctuation and capitals was only a temporary failing, to illustrate the point about how lowercase and modest I am. Normal service is now resumed.

Callisto — Oh, please do go into that. Fulsome bragging is not only allowed but positively encouraged in my comments.

]]> By: callisto http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1700 callisto Fri, 06 Jul 2007 00:18:43 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1700 I like to brag, but I won't go into that. I like to brag, but I won’t go into that.

]]> By: Ariel http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1699 Ariel Thu, 05 Jul 2007 20:30:50 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1699 ... but you have re-invented the rules of punctuation and banished capitals forever? … but you have re-invented the rules of punctuation and banished capitals forever?

]]> By: la fille http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1697 la fille Thu, 05 Jul 2007 18:39:50 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1697 Topic? Who needs a topic? Well, you don't like to brag, but... that's a very big sign (with very large lettering) for such an apparently modest person. And there appears to be no space to finish the thought anyhow. Topic? Who needs a topic?

Well, you don’t like to brag, but… that’s a very big sign (with very large lettering) for such an apparently modest person. And there appears to be no space to finish the thought anyhow.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1696 An Unreliable Witness Thu, 05 Jul 2007 17:09:48 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1696 Rachel - There was a topic to my comments once, but that's long ago disappeared, I think. Rachel — There was a topic to my comments once, but that’s long ago disappeared, I think.

]]> By: Rachel http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1694 Rachel Thu, 05 Jul 2007 16:46:58 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1694 Very large pencil???? :) Have we veered slightly off subject here? Or is this what you were talking about Mr Unreliable? Very large pencil???? :)
Have we veered slightly off subject here?
Or is this what you were talking about Mr Unreliable?

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1690 andre Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:18:29 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1690 I blame Take That! I blame Take That!

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1689 An Unreliable Witness Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:59:48 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1689 Andre - I think my 'very large pencil' has been worn down. I was pressing too hard. Angelalala - You might regret that. I'll never stop now. Andre — I think my ‘very large pencil’ has been worn down. I was pressing too hard.

Angelalala — You might regret that. I’ll never stop now.

]]> By: Angelalala http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1688 Angelalala Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:01:41 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1688 Pray, continue..? Pray, continue..?

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/comment-page-1/#comment-1687 andre Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:43:41 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/05/random-notices-5/#comment-1687 are you still going on about your 'very large pencil'? are you still going on about your ‘very large pencil’?

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