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	<title>Comments on: As surely as the sun rises</title>
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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1777</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 19:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, okay. Where are my manners? Escaped out of the door, obviously, along with any notion of making sense. Welcome to all the new commenters. I don&#039;t know where you all drifted in from, but it&#039;s lovely to see you all the same.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, okay. Where are my manners? Escaped out of the door, obviously, along with any notion of making sense. Welcome to all the new commenters. I don’t know where you all drifted in from, but it’s lovely to see you all the same.</p>
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		<title>By: Miles Away</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1770</link>
		<dc:creator>Miles Away</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i was under the impression that true East Enders did not put an &quot;L&quot; in &quot;awroight&quot; but, i stand corrected.

thank you for the Unreliable Witness Cockney-East-End-Geezer-Innit education, included free with every post.  Well, not every.  Just this one.  Um.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i was under the impression that true East Enders did not put an “L” in “awroight” but, i stand corrected.</p>
<p>thank you for the Unreliable Witness Cockney-East-End-Geezer-Innit education, included free with every post.  Well, not every.  Just this one.  Um.</p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1760</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She is. You are, Angelalala. Though I am only really an occasional viewer of &#039;Enders (very occasional these days). &quot;Awlroight, tweakle? &#039;ave you got it sorted? Innit?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She is. You are, Angelalala. Though I am only really an occasional viewer of ‘Enders (very occasional these days). “Awlroight, tweakle? ‘ave you got it sorted? Innit?”</p>
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		<title>By: Peach</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1759</link>
		<dc:creator>Peach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ha ha Ange is funny</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ha ha Ange is funny</p>
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		<title>By: Angelalala</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1756</link>
		<dc:creator>Angelalala</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Stop watching Coronation Street. No good ever came of it and none ever will.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stop watching Coronation Street. No good ever came of it and none ever will.</p>
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		<title>By: Miss Vertigo</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1753</link>
		<dc:creator>Miss Vertigo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 21:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I keep meaning to comment on your entries, you know. But I can never find the words to do them justice.

So, um, yes. Have a completely pointless comment, just to let you know that I&#039;m reading, and usually fairly mesmerised.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I keep meaning to comment on your entries, you know. But I can never find the words to do them justice.</p>
<p>So, um, yes. Have a completely pointless comment, just to let you know that I’m reading, and usually fairly mesmerised.</p>
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		<title>By: fiona</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1752</link>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>UW that is really, really beautiful and spine-tinglingly true to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>UW that is really, really beautiful and spine-tinglingly true to me.</p>
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		<title>By: mary</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1751</link>
		<dc:creator>mary</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is not often you find something like this in the blogosphere. Refreshing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is not often you find something like this in the blogosphere. Refreshing.</p>
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		<title>By: Mimi Lenox</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1746</link>
		<dc:creator>Mimi Lenox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Speechless.
This is my first visit here via my friend, Lizza.
Amazing command of words. I was mesmerized.
I will return. 
Just superb.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Speechless.<br />
This is my first visit here via my friend, Lizza.<br />
Amazing command of words. I was mesmerized.<br />
I will return.<br />
Just superb.</p>
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		<title>By: Camille</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1745</link>
		<dc:creator>Camille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>choking on unwritten and unsent letters would surely be a new way to go... 

but don&#039;t because your writing is magical and always brings a touch of beauty to my otherwise mundane, ordinary day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>choking on unwritten and unsent letters would surely be a new way to go… </p>
<p>but don’t because your writing is magical and always brings a touch of beauty to my otherwise mundane, ordinary day.</p>
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		<title>By: Melancholy Match Stick Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1743</link>
		<dc:creator>Melancholy Match Stick Girl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 23:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is nice</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is nice</p>
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		<title>By: Miss T</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1740</link>
		<dc:creator>Miss T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:22:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are really quite good. I am sure of it, you know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are really quite good. I am sure of it, you know.</p>
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		<title>By: Peach</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1739</link>
		<dc:creator>Peach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>there there no more tears please you have magic to make</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>there there no more tears please you have magic to make</p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1738</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And worryingly, it&#039;s in &lt;i&gt;your&lt;/i&gt; handwriting.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And worryingly, it’s in <i>your</i> handwriting.</p>
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		<title>By: andre</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1737</link>
		<dc:creator>andre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it says: andrew jerdin</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it says: andrew jerdin</p>
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		<title>By: la fille</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1734</link>
		<dc:creator>la fille</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 00:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh! What does the note on the mirror say?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh! What does the note on the mirror say?</p>
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		<title>By: kermit</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/10/as-sure-as-the-sun-rises/comment-page-1/#comment-1733</link>
		<dc:creator>kermit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>warty bliggens, the toad

i met a toad
the other day by the name
of warty bliggens
he was sitting under
a toadstool
feeling contented
he explained
that when the cosmos
was created
that toadstool was especially
planned for his personal
shelter from sun and rain
thought out and
prepared
for him

do not tell me
said warty bliggens
that
there is not a purpose
in the universe
the thought is blasphemy

a little more
conversation revealed
that warty bliggens
considers himself to be
the center of the said
universe
the
earth exists
to grow toadstools for him
to sit under
the sun to
give
him light
by day and the moon
and wheeling constellations
to make
beautiful
the night for the sake of
warty bliggens

to what act
of yours
do you impute
this interest on the part
of the creator
of the universe
i asked him
why is it that you
are so greatly
favored

ask rather
said warty bliggens
what the universe
has
done to deserve me

(don marquis)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>warty bliggens, the toad</p>
<p>i met a toad<br />
the other day by the name<br />
of warty bliggens<br />
he was sitting under<br />
a toadstool<br />
feeling contented<br />
he explained<br />
that when the cosmos<br />
was created<br />
that toadstool was especially<br />
planned for his personal<br />
shelter from sun and rain<br />
thought out and<br />
prepared<br />
for him</p>
<p>do not tell me<br />
said warty bliggens<br />
that<br />
there is not a purpose<br />
in the universe<br />
the thought is blasphemy</p>
<p>a little more<br />
conversation revealed<br />
that warty bliggens<br />
considers himself to be<br />
the center of the said<br />
universe<br />
the<br />
earth exists<br />
to grow toadstools for him<br />
to sit under<br />
the sun to<br />
give<br />
him light<br />
by day and the moon<br />
and wheeling constellations<br />
to make<br />
beautiful<br />
the night for the sake of<br />
warty bliggens</p>
<p>to what act<br />
of yours<br />
do you impute<br />
this interest on the part<br />
of the creator<br />
of the universe<br />
i asked him<br />
why is it that you<br />
are so greatly<br />
favored</p>
<p>ask rather<br />
said warty bliggens<br />
what the universe<br />
has<br />
done to deserve me</p>
<p>(don marquis)</p>
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