Comments on: One and one and one http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Melancholy Match Stick Girl http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1839 Melancholy Match Stick Girl Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:28:45 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1839 i agree with Z. he seems like a perfecty nice chap. the kid of man who i could marry mabye... yes i think both our hearts would look very nice on the wall together. throbbing and oozing our bloody love all over the wall... i agree with Z. he seems like a perfecty nice chap.
the kid of man who i could marry mabye… yes i think both our hearts would look very nice on the wall together.

throbbing and oozing our bloody love all over the wall…

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1810 An Unreliable Witness Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:46:07 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1810 Z - Welcome, and thanks for your comment. I can't see what's wrong with him either. He seems quite normal to me, though I am perhaps not the best of judges. Z — Welcome, and thanks for your comment. I can’t see what’s wrong with him either. He seems quite normal to me, though I am perhaps not the best of judges.

]]> By: Z http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1808 Z Tue, 17 Jul 2007 18:50:49 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1808 I can't see what's wrong with him. Most of us go about nailing our hearts and souls somewhere inappropriate - we're just not so upfront about it. I keep my neighbours awake at night padlocking mine inside my ribcage. I can’t see what’s wrong with him. Most of us go about nailing our hearts and souls somewhere inappropriate — we’re just not so upfront about it. I keep my neighbours awake at night padlocking mine inside my ribcage.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1806 An Unreliable Witness Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:14:40 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1806 Ani - My next door neighbour, you mean? No problem. I shall ask him next time he glowers at me. Edvard - Don't worry. It's much more likely that he'll end up under my floorboards than me ending up under his. Bohemienne - I can neither confirm nor deny that I am either a mass murderer or a terrorist. I might just be ... quiet. Callisto - A moveable heart? Oh yes, I know the feeling. I think mine is hiding behind the Buddha figure in my hall at the moment. Paisley - You're most welcome. All I would advise is not to read too much of the archives at once, as it will probably rot your mind. Angelalala - I <i>dream</i> of living next door to Andy Jardinierre so that I could pop round anytime to borrow a cup of sugar. I believe he dreams about it too. Or are those nightmares? Meesha - Yes, I have interviewed rather a lot of cleaning ladies. All of them have run away screaming. Peach - Hmm. It must be something to do with the local area, don't you think? Maybe there are peculiar toxins in the air? Ani — My next door neighbour, you mean? No problem. I shall ask him next time he glowers at me.

Edvard — Don’t worry. It’s much more likely that he’ll end up under my floorboards than me ending up under his.

Bohemienne — I can neither confirm nor deny that I am either a mass murderer or a terrorist. I might just be … quiet.

Callisto — A moveable heart? Oh yes, I know the feeling. I think mine is hiding behind the Buddha figure in my hall at the moment.

Paisley — You’re most welcome. All I would advise is not to read too much of the archives at once, as it will probably rot your mind.

Angelalala — I dream of living next door to Andy Jardinierre so that I could pop round anytime to borrow a cup of sugar. I believe he dreams about it too. Or are those nightmares?

Meesha — Yes, I have interviewed rather a lot of cleaning ladies. All of them have run away screaming.

Peach — Hmm. It must be something to do with the local area, don’t you think? Maybe there are peculiar toxins in the air?

]]> By: Peach http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1805 Peach Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:09:58 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1805 sounds like a right weirdo he'd fit right in with my house :-) sounds like a right weirdo

he’d fit right in with my house

:-)

]]> By: Meesha http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1802 Meesha Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:06:40 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1802 I'd hate to be his cleaning lady I’d hate to be his cleaning lady

]]> By: Angelalala http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1801 Angelalala Mon, 16 Jul 2007 22:21:54 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1801 Do you live next door to Andy Jardinierre? Do you live next door to Andy Jardinierre?

]]> By: paisley http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1796 paisley Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:18:23 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1796 i just started reading your blog, i think i got here via meleah... i'm not sure... but i just wanted to let you know this is really good writing... and excellent thinking to back it up... i wanna spend a little more time here when i am off in the end of the week and play a little catch up,, as i feel that there is something to be learned here,, in your style and your thought process... thanks so much .... i just started reading your blog, i think i got here via meleah… i’m not sure… but i just wanted to let you know this is really good writing… and excellent thinking to back it up…
i wanna spend a little more time here when i am off in the end of the week and play a little catch up„ as i feel that there is something to be learned here„ in your style and your thought process… thanks so much .…

]]> By: callisto http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1793 callisto Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:49:37 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1793 I'd hang my heart, but I'd do it in the middle of the day, while everyone was out. I'd probably move it every second day, it has limited capacity to linger too long in one place. I’d hang my heart, but I’d do it in the middle of the day, while everyone was out. I’d probably move it every second day, it has limited capacity to linger too long in one place.

]]> By: bohémienne http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1792 bohémienne Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:02:53 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1792 How lovely of him to put his heart and soul up there. And laying out his secrets. Always the quiet ones. They really are the most interesting ones. Even if they are often mass murderers or terrorists. :) How lovely of him to put his heart and soul up there. And laying out his secrets. Always the quiet ones. They really are the most interesting ones. Even if they are often mass murderers or terrorists. :)

]]> By: edvard moonke http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1790 edvard moonke Sun, 15 Jul 2007 23:06:05 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1790 beware, mr unreliable, of finding out too much lest you become his next secret... beware, mr unreliable, of finding out too much lest you become his next secret…

]]> By: Ani http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/comment-page-1/#comment-1789 Ani Sun, 15 Jul 2007 22:00:11 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/15/one-and-one-and-one/#comment-1789 I'd love to meet that bloke at the pub for a drink sometime. I’d love to meet that bloke at the pub for a drink sometime.

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