Animal Fables: Squirrel

Once upon a time, there lived a squir­rel called Cynthia.

Cyn­thia was the most gen­er­ous squir­rel you could ever wish to meet. Indeed, she was gen­er­ous to a fault, and in her case it was a very big fault.

Like any squir­rel, most of her day was spent scur­ry­ing around the forest for­aging for nuts. She was quite the best for­ager around, a fact to which every other squir­rel would jeal­ously attest. They really didn’t need to be quite so jeal­ous, how­ever, because all they needed to do was ask for a nut, and she would hand it over.

Oh, I’m so very hungry. That looks like a won­der­fully tasty nut you’ve got there, Cyn­thia. Can I have it? Please?”

The scene that fol­lowed invari­ably played itself out in exactly the same way, time and time again. Cyn­thia would glance down at the nut she was clutch­ing between her front paws, the nut she had often spent most of the morn­ing ardu­ously car­ry­ing from the far end of the forest back to her drey, and then — with only the briefest hint of sor­row cross­ing her face, just enough to cause a flicker of guilt in who­ever was ask­ing for that prized pos­se­sion — she would pass it to her fel­low squir­rel with a beatific smile.

Of course, squir­rels are always look­ing for a quick and pain­less way to build up their secret lar­der in pre­par­a­tion for meaner months, and so through­out the forest it became an easy, though entirely lazy option to simply flut­ter one’s eye­lashes, praise the lus­cious­ness of Cynthia’s latest nutty acquis­i­tion, and watch as she sur­rendered it gladly and without so much as a word of complaint.

Cynthia’s best friend, how­ever, was puzzled and con­cerned by such gen­er­ous beha­viour, and told her as much. “Cyn­thia,” she said, “I’m puzzled and concerned.”

By what?” asked Cynthia.

By your gen­er­ous beha­viour, of course. Why do you give away all of your nuts? You’re a fab­ulous for­ager, and you should be keep­ing them for your­self, or at least selling them to the other squir­rels in exchange for seeds or ber­ries or …” Cynthia’s friend paused and absent­mindedly licked her lips “… those crusts of pizza that the humans dis­card whilst walk­ing through the forest.”

Cyn­thia blinked, wide-eyed, at her friend. She pondered for a moment, then silently walked to the rear of the drey, placed a paw gently on the doorknob of a cup­board and slowly, slowly pulled it open.

The tiny drey shook with a low, omin­ous rumble. Then sud­denly a tor­rent, a cas­cade, a ver­it­able land­slide of nuts came pour­ing out. Thou­sands upon thou­sands of them. More nuts than any squir­rel could dream of, even in their wild­est fantas­ies. The clat­ter­ing sound they made as they fell to the floor was deafening.

When the noise finally ceased, Cyn­thia couldn’t be seen any­where. She had seem­ingly been engulfed by the nutty ava­lanche. Even­tu­ally, how­ever, there was move­ment from under­neath the debris, and she appeared, pop­ping her head above the sur­face then clam­ber­ing on to the piles of nuts that now covered the entire floor.

You see,” said Cyn­thia, as she sucked in a breath and regained her com­pos­ure, “there’s really no sac­ri­fice in being so very gen­er­ous with the odd nut or two when you’re far and away the best at what you do.”

The End.

See also: the ori­ginal Animal Fables series.

Comments: 25

    what a glor­i­ous tale! per­haps there is some­thing to be learned from Cyn­thia and her nut-hoarding ways…

    Miles Away | 07.25.07, 01:06

    Yes, we need more Cyn­thias in the world.

    [I love a talk­ing squir­rel, me.]

    Ani | 07.25.07, 09:42

    Miles Away — I agree, though I really have no com­ment to make on the sub­ject of nut-hoarding. I am really not going to go there.

    Ani — Talk­ing squir­rels are quite my favour­ite animal. If only more of them would stop for a chat occasionally.

    Cheer­ful One — Aaah.

    An Unreliable Witness | 07.25.07, 10:32

    wait, are you Cyn­thia here and your posts the nuts? Or are you the nut and we are the squir­rel hoard­ing you? Or even, you are the forest and we are the pizza bits?

    I don’t get it

    Love, Anon (I’m still irrit­ated by that Anon earlier)

    Anonymous Commenters Suck | 07.25.07, 14:53

    Now I just need to fig­ure out how to for­age nuts.

    clarissa | 07.25.07, 22:17

    I love your Animal Fables! They are the best!

    desiree | 07.25.07, 22:25

    *quietly pil­fer­ing desiree’s nuts*

    secret squirrel | 07.26.07, 00:54

    You may believe you are “really not going to go there”, Mr. Wit­ness, but I have my doubts. I think your Cyn­thia is lovely, and so are your nuts. Res­ist that. Ha.

    Ser­i­ously, three cheers for Cyn­thia. We should all be so good at what we do that we can afford that kind of generosity.

    bohémienne | 07.26.07, 04:59

    Anonym­ous Com­menters Suck — You don’t get it? I bleedin’ well don’t get it either!

    Cheer­ful One — Oui.

    Clarissa — Nut for­aging is an art, so I’ve been told.

    Desiree — Thank you.

    OE — Wel­come back. Yes, every nut here is a story. There are also a lot of nuts. Though I think I may be talk­ing at cross pur­poses with myself.

    Secret Squir­rel — Don’t be naughty. No pil­fer­ing here.

    Bohémi­enne — Cyn­thia is excep­tion­ally gen­er­ous with her nuts. That is all I wish to say on the matter.

    An Unreliable Witness | 07.26.07, 06:54

    Okay, I had to look up the word “pil­fer­ing.” Thanks for mak­ing me feel dumb, secret squirrel.

    Also, Mr. Wit­ness said it quite right.SHAME ON YOU.

    SHAME!!!

    desiree | 07.26.07, 09:13

    I’m sure every­one will be delighted to know that I have resolved never to men­tion nuts again — ever again — on this site. They are noth­ing but trouble.

    An Unreliable Witness | 07.26.07, 10:57

    Your writ­ing bene­fits from dis­cip­line. This fable was lovely. The words were vivid, pre­cise, but restrained. In some of your other pieces, you lose your dis­cip­line and become indul­gent, lush in your writ­ing, ver­ging on purple.

    Nut | 07.26.07, 12:01

    *checks self for col­our of fur*

    *sud­denly won­ders if there are places for such anim­als on such a site if they are to indulge in such vivid colour*

    *gath­ers dis­carded nuts*

    *squir­rels away*

    a purple squirrel | 07.26.07, 12:38

    but! but! but! nut! no! the lush­ness and indul­gence and purplitude is what i come here for!

    squirrel nutkins | 07.26.07, 12:39

    Hon­estly. You’re all nuts. And, Mr. Wit­ness, your blog has clearly become a haven for insanely col­oured squir­rels. Well done. Unique.

    bohémienne | 07.26.07, 12:44

    I saw an albino squir­rel once. I was too young to know what it was.

    overnighteditor | 07.26.07, 23:08

    I do love these animal fables.

    andre | 07.27.07, 00:05

    Lovely series, really enjoy­ing these fables.

    Rob | 07.27.07, 05:15

    Andre — ‘Once upon a time, there lived a sheep called Andrew …’ Well, you’ve got to admit it’s got a cer­tain ring to it.

    Rob — The series is, to say the least, a little inter­mit­tent. But thank you for your com­ment, and welcome.

    An Unreliable Witness | 07.27.07, 08:10

    i love this fable who­ever hate squir­rels is a moron

    hater of non - working monkey | 09.19.09, 16:23

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