Random acts of stationery #21

…pos­sibly not an unbelief!

rather an inter­est­ing state­ment though.

Nope. I refuse to believe it. Even your pink lip-shaped post-it notes are oppress­ively laden with obscure mean­ing. I’m sure of it!

[Excuse me, while I try my hard­est to fig­ure it out.]

I do not. That’s merely an eye­lid in disguise.

Miles Away — Thank you for believ­ing that I can be frivolous.

Ani — Refuse? To believe it? There is no deep and obscure mean­ing, care­fully obfus­cated, here. Oh no.

Jack — I do not paint my eye­lids such a harlot’s shade of pink! They are lips, I tell you! Lips!

Frivolity is good for the soul

oh, there is much frivolity. some­times it hides behind rocks, some­times it even throws them, but yes.

Andre — I have swal­lowed 17 tab­lets of frivolity this morn­ing. I’m going to see what it does. The name on the packet says ‘Pro Plus’. I think it’s sim­ilar to frivolity, anyway.

Miles Away — You have a good point. Next time I throw rocks at someone I will shout “No! Don’t duck! They’re frivol­ous rocks!”

when being the recip­i­ent of a sud­den shower of frivol­ous rocks, is it thus advis­able to stand and accept?

oh, if rocks of frivolity came in packs of 72 to be taken along­side the finest fuel…

I think you hit me with a stray frivol­ous rock because I have a sud­den pound­ing headache.

I’ve always believed you were frivol­ous. I have never believed a deep or obscure word you’ve uttered, even the obfus­cated ones.

BOTTOMS! WEE WEE! KNICKERS!

(Sorry. Mr Garden’s com­ments appear to be closed again.)

Miles Away — Yes, stand and accept the rocks? Hmm. Only if they’re very, very small ones.

Ani — Oops. I did shout “duck!”, didn’t I?

Bohémi­enne — You’re right. Look at the com­ment below this one. That’s the stand­ard I’ve dropped to.

Miss Jock Pan­de­monium — This is not that sort of blog. I believe you may be look­ing for A Boun­ti­ful Retribution.

hmmm, I might be a bit more con­vinced if you were to sprinkle it with glitter.…

And I didn’t even get to demon­strate my sigh­ing and swoon­ing cap­ab­il­it­ies. Which are quite con­sid­er­able, mind you.

I’m gen­er­ally and unapo­lo­get­ic­ally friv­il­ous, and have never had to take Pro Plus to induce frivolity. I’m curi­ous what col­our it turns your pee.

no one even reads A Boun­ti­ful Retri­bu­tion anymore.

it is so 2006.

I find expect­a­tions of frivolity can be quite oppressive.

if those lips were on a part of my body at the sight of which the legion of decency would faint, then yes.

oth­er­wise abso­lutely not. what fooles do you take us for, sir?!

I’m a bit scared now…

Isa­belle — Glit­ter? Now there’s an idea.

Ani — I have no doubts in your sigh­ing and swoon­ing cap­ab­il­it­ies. Congratulations.

Clarissa — I will con­duct some exper­i­ments and get back to you on that one. [Except, I won’t]

Andre — 2006? That recent? Ha.

drod­bar — No one is expect­ing frivolity from me. They have read the rest of this site, and know that it’s dis­tinctly unlikely.

Ker­mit — Um. Yes. Cough.

Cheer­ful One — I’m bleedin’ terrified.

Bey­ond the shadow of a doubt…

Not frivol­ous at all. It an appro­pri­ate and entirely neces­sary pad to ask woman out on dates with or to leave notes to you your sweet on remind­ing her of how great she looks in that little sequin dress.

Nar­ziss — Thank you for being so unwaver­ing in your certainty.

blue­seaurchin — Duly noted. I shall use it in future. Probably.