Random acts of stationery #22

Chopping’s too bloody. Simple bending and snapping will suffice.

Or maybe just stuffing with enthusiasm?

On reflection, and possibly for the first time in a decade, I actually didn’t mean that as rudely as it came out.

Aha! So, it turns out you *do* want to go on holiday in August after all.

Ewwwww. And then I’m supposed to open the suitcase and find the decomposing bits when we get there?

I think not.

What if the suitcase gets stolen?

What if some of your parts get jammed in transit and we can’t put you back together again.

What part should we then keep, an eye for you to watch from?

Aha! Frivolous again, are we?

Or maybe just run you a bubble bath?

I might just use a bigger suitcase.

If that’s okay.

Aeroflot’s answer to “the world’s favourite airline”.

Rob - Chopping has more passion about it, though.

Jack - An unintentional innuendo? From the veritable mistress of the form? I simply refuse to believe it.

Ani - Yes. I want to go on my sort of holiday. Where I just stay in my room and sulk. Perfect.

Bohémienne - But decomposing bodies look good in deckchairs on the seafront. I should know. I’ve been to Eastbourne.

Miss Tickle - Okay. I suggest a tea chest.

Ben - My kind of airline, Aeroflot. They should be allowed to do internal UK flights.

Clarissa - Bubble bath or chopping up bodies? I know which I’d choose.

Narziss - Always frivolous. Always.

blueseaurchin - Oh yes, always keep the eye. Eyelids are essential in my trade.

yikes!

Peach - Yikes is right. I’m dead scary, you know. Grrr.

But surely an aeroplane would be far more comfortable than death and suitcases?