Random acts of stationery #22

Comments: 16

    Chopping’s too bloody. Simple bend­ing and snap­ping will suffice.

    Rob | 08.17.07, 18:23

    Or maybe just stuff­ing with enthusiasm?

    Jack | 08.17.07, 18:26

    On reflec­tion, and pos­sibly for the first time in a dec­ade, I actu­ally didn’t mean that as rudely as it came out.

    Jack | 08.17.07, 18:26

    Aha! So, it turns out you *do* want to go on hol­i­day in August after all.

    Ani | 08.17.07, 19:10

    Ewwwww. And then I’m sup­posed to open the suit­case and find the decom­pos­ing bits when we get there?

    I think not.

    bohémienne | 08.17.07, 22:12

    What if the suit­case gets stolen?

    bluesearuchin | 08.18.07, 04:04

    What if some of your parts get jammed in transit and we can’t put you back together again.

    bluesearuchin | 08.18.07, 04:05

    What part should we then keep, an eye for you to watch from?

    bluesearuchin | 08.18.07, 04:08

    Aha! Frivol­ous again, are we?

    Narziss | 08.18.07, 10:36

    Or maybe just run you a bubble bath?

    clarissa | 08.18.07, 13:45

    I might just use a big­ger suitcase.

    If that’s okay.

    Miss Tickle | 08.18.07, 15:36

    Aeroflot’s answer to “the world’s favour­ite airline”.

    Ben | 08.18.07, 16:49

    Rob — Chop­ping has more pas­sion about it, though.

    Jack — An unin­ten­tional innu­endo? From the ver­it­able mis­tress of the form? I simply refuse to believe it.

    Ani — Yes. I want to go on my sort of hol­i­day. Where I just stay in my room and sulk. Perfect.

    Bohémi­enne — But decom­pos­ing bod­ies look good in deck­chairs on the seafront. I should know. I’ve been to Eastbourne.

    Miss Tickle — Okay. I sug­gest a tea chest.

    Ben — My kind of air­line, Aer­o­flot. They should be allowed to do internal UK flights.

    Clarissa — Bubble bath or chop­ping up bod­ies? I know which I’d choose.

    Nar­ziss — Always frivol­ous. Always.

    blue­seaurchin — Oh yes, always keep the eye. Eye­lids are essen­tial in my trade.

    An Unreliable Witness | 08.19.07, 14:04

    yikes!

    Peach | 08.19.07, 14:55

    But surely an aero­plane would be far more com­fort­able than death and suitcases?

    Splurgy | 09.03.07, 15:53

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