Comments on: Random acts of stationery #22 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Splurgy http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2285 Splurgy Mon, 03 Sep 2007 14:53:06 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2285 But surely an aeroplane would be far more comfortable than death and suitcases? But surely an aeroplane would be far more comfortable than death and suitcases?

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2172 An Unreliable Witness Mon, 20 Aug 2007 00:21:52 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2172 Peach - Yikes is right. I'm dead scary, you know. Grrr. Peach — Yikes is right. I’m dead scary, you know. Grrr.

]]> By: Peach http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2171 Peach Sun, 19 Aug 2007 13:55:01 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2171 yikes! yikes!

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2170 An Unreliable Witness Sun, 19 Aug 2007 13:04:49 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2170 Rob - Chopping has more passion about it, though. Jack - An unintentional innuendo? From the veritable mistress of the form? I simply refuse to believe it. Ani - Yes. I want to go on my sort of holiday. Where I just stay in my room and sulk. Perfect. Bohémienne - But decomposing bodies look good in deckchairs on the seafront. I should know. I've been to Eastbourne. Miss Tickle - Okay. I suggest a tea chest. Ben - My kind of airline, Aeroflot. They should be allowed to do internal UK flights. Clarissa - Bubble bath or chopping up bodies? I know which I'd choose. Narziss - Always frivolous. Always. blueseaurchin - Oh yes, always keep the eye. Eyelids are essential in my trade. Rob — Chopping has more passion about it, though.

Jack — An unintentional innuendo? From the veritable mistress of the form? I simply refuse to believe it.

Ani — Yes. I want to go on my sort of holiday. Where I just stay in my room and sulk. Perfect.

Bohémienne — But decomposing bodies look good in deckchairs on the seafront. I should know. I’ve been to Eastbourne.

Miss Tickle — Okay. I suggest a tea chest.

Ben — My kind of airline, Aeroflot. They should be allowed to do internal UK flights.

Clarissa — Bubble bath or chopping up bodies? I know which I’d choose.

Narziss — Always frivolous. Always.

blueseaurchin — Oh yes, always keep the eye. Eyelids are essential in my trade.

]]> By: Ben http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2168 Ben Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:49:52 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2168 Aeroflot's answer to "the world's favourite airline". Aeroflot’s answer to “the world’s favourite airline”.

]]> By: Miss Tickle http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2167 Miss Tickle Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:36:36 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2167 I might just use a bigger suitcase. If that's okay. I might just use a bigger suitcase.

If that’s okay.

]]> By: clarissa http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2166 clarissa Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:45:41 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2166 Or maybe just run you a bubble bath? Or maybe just run you a bubble bath?

]]> By: Narziss http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2165 Narziss Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:36:52 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2165 Aha! Frivolous again, are we? Aha! Frivolous again, are we?

]]> By: bluesearuchin http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2163 bluesearuchin Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:08:13 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2163 What part should we then keep, an eye for you to watch from? What part should we then keep, an eye for you to watch from?

]]> By: bluesearuchin http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2162 bluesearuchin Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:05:52 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2162 What if some of your parts get jammed in transit and we can't put you back together again. What if some of your parts get jammed in transit and we can’t put you back together again.

]]> By: bluesearuchin http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2161 bluesearuchin Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:04:56 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2161 What if the suitcase gets stolen? What if the suitcase gets stolen?

]]> By: bohémienne http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2160 bohémienne Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:12:21 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2160 Ewwwww. And then I'm supposed to open the suitcase and find the decomposing bits when we get there? I think not. Ewwwww. And then I’m supposed to open the suitcase and find the decomposing bits when we get there?

I think not.

]]> By: Ani http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2159 Ani Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:10:46 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2159 Aha! So, it turns out you *do* want to go on holiday in August after all. Aha! So, it turns out you *do* want to go on holiday in August after all.

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2158 Jack Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:26:48 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2158 On reflection, and possibly for the first time in a decade, I actually didn't mean that as rudely as it came out. On reflection, and possibly for the first time in a decade, I actually didn’t mean that as rudely as it came out.

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2157 Jack Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:26:24 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2157 Or maybe just stuffing with enthusiasm? Or maybe just stuffing with enthusiasm?

]]> By: Rob http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/comment-page-1/#comment-2156 Rob Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:23:00 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/17/random-acts-of-stationery-22/#comment-2156 Chopping's too bloody. Simple bending and snapping will suffice. Chopping’s too bloody. Simple bending and snapping will suffice.

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