Random acts of stationery #23

That, is far too much information.

Dad rocks.

Is it Lady Chatterly?

lillipilli - It is, yes. Though there is far more of too much information on pages 37, 86, 123 and 193-196.

Clarissa - Oh yes, he’s a very helpful fellow. Far too helpful, in fact.

Miss T - No, sadly not. It is the Haynes Introductory Guide to Ford Cortina Vehicle Maintenance.

Amazing what we inherit from our fathers.

[Can we stop the frivolity and go back to the cold-blooded horse murdering, please? No? *batting lashes*]

Was it Mrs Beeton? It was, wasn’t it?

Ani - Horse murdering will return anon, just as soon as I’ve got those pesky RSPCA people off my back.

Jack - I’m saying nothing, apart from hinting that I might be exhausted after making the chocolate eclair recipe on page 86. Ahem.

Does this book contain the words ‘glistening mound’?

Caite - No, but I am reliably informed that page 64, so carefully removed, did feature the phrase ‘moist hillock’.

Also ‘muffin’ and ‘knob of butter’, I trust.

Jack - I am sitting here and waiting patiently for your inevitable ‘cream horn’ gag. Please don’t disappoint me.

Dearest Daddy,

I really don’t do Religious books, but thanks anyway.

Your Son.

Wow….. you make me scared to see my own little brother turn 18! though I already know he has seen many of my dads filthy materials….. x