Random acts of stationery #23

Comments: 13

    That, is far too much information.

    lillipilli | 08.23.07, 02:04

    Dad rocks.

    clarissa | 08.23.07, 08:17

    Is it Lady Chatterly?

    Miss T | 08.23.07, 10:03

    lillipilli - It is, yes. Though there is far more of too much information on pages 37, 86, 123 and 193-196.

    Clarissa - Oh yes, he’s a very helpful fellow. Far too helpful, in fact.

    Miss T - No, sadly not. It is the Haynes Introductory Guide to Ford Cortina Vehicle Maintenance.

    An Unreliable Witness | 08.23.07, 10:08

    Amazing what we inherit from our fathers.

    [Can we stop the frivolity and go back to the cold-blooded horse murdering, please? No? *batting lashes*]

    Ani | 08.23.07, 10:40

    Was it Mrs Beeton? It was, wasn’t it?

    Jack | 08.23.07, 18:52

    Ani - Horse murdering will return anon, just as soon as I’ve got those pesky RSPCA people off my back.

    Jack - I’m saying nothing, apart from hinting that I might be exhausted after making the chocolate eclair recipe on page 86. Ahem.

    An Unreliable Witness | 08.23.07, 19:06

    Does this book contain the words ‘glistening mound’?

    Caite | 08.23.07, 20:53

    Caite - No, but I am reliably informed that page 64, so carefully removed, did feature the phrase ‘moist hillock’.

    An Unreliable Witness | 08.23.07, 20:59

    Also ‘muffin’ and ‘knob of butter’, I trust.

    Jack | 08.24.07, 09:57

    Jack - I am sitting here and waiting patiently for your inevitable ‘cream horn’ gag. Please don’t disappoint me.

    An Unreliable Witness | 08.24.07, 12:37

    Dearest Daddy,

    I really don’t do Religious books, but thanks anyway.

    Your Son.

    NAGA | 08.26.07, 01:21

    Wow….. you make me scared to see my own little brother turn 18! though I already know he has seen many of my dads filthy materials….. x

    Allecsis | 08.26.07, 23:33

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