Comments on: Random acts of stationery #23 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Allecsis http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2223 Allecsis Sun, 26 Aug 2007 22:33:22 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2223 Wow..... you make me scared to see my own little brother turn 18! though I already know he has seen many of my dads filthy materials..... x Wow.…. you make me scared to see my own little brother turn 18! though I already know he has seen many of my dads filthy materials.…. x

]]> By: NAGA http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2220 NAGA Sun, 26 Aug 2007 00:21:42 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2220 Dearest Daddy, I really don't do Religious books, but thanks anyway. Your Son. Dearest Daddy,

I really don’t do Religious books, but thanks anyway.

Your Son.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2207 An Unreliable Witness Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:37:33 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2207 Jack - I am sitting here and waiting patiently for your inevitable 'cream horn' gag. Please don't disappoint me. Jack — I am sitting here and waiting patiently for your inevitable ‘cream horn’ gag. Please don’t disappoint me.

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2205 Jack Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:57:47 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2205 Also 'muffin' and 'knob of butter', I trust. Also ‘muffin’ and ‘knob of butter’, I trust.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2200 An Unreliable Witness Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:59:29 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2200 Caite - No, but I am reliably informed that page 64, so carefully removed, did feature the phrase 'moist hillock'. Caite — No, but I am reliably informed that page 64, so carefully removed, did feature the phrase ‘moist hillock’.

]]> By: Caite http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2199 Caite Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:53:55 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2199 Does this book contain the words 'glistening mound'? Does this book contain the words ‘glistening mound’?

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2197 An Unreliable Witness Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:06:09 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2197 Ani - Horse murdering will return anon, just as soon as I've got those pesky RSPCA people off my back. Jack - I'm saying nothing, apart from hinting that I might be exhausted after making the chocolate eclair recipe on page 86. Ahem. Ani — Horse murdering will return anon, just as soon as I’ve got those pesky RSPCA people off my back.

Jack — I’m saying nothing, apart from hinting that I might be exhausted after making the chocolate eclair recipe on page 86. Ahem.

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2195 Jack Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:52:36 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2195 Was it Mrs Beeton? It was, wasn't it? Was it Mrs Beeton? It was, wasn’t it?

]]> By: Ani http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2194 Ani Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:40:45 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2194 Amazing what we inherit from our fathers. [Can we stop the frivolity and go back to the cold-blooded horse murdering, please? No? *batting lashes*] Amazing what we inherit from our fathers.

[Can we stop the frivolity and go back to the cold-blooded horse murdering, please? No? *batting lashes*]

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2193 An Unreliable Witness Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:08:52 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2193 lillipilli - It is, yes. Though there is far more of too much information on pages 37, 86, 123 and 193-196. Clarissa - Oh yes, he's a very helpful fellow. Far too helpful, in fact. Miss T - No, sadly not. It is the Haynes Introductory Guide to Ford Cortina Vehicle Maintenance. lillipilli — It is, yes. Though there is far more of too much information on pages 37, 86, 123 and 193–196.

Clarissa — Oh yes, he’s a very helpful fellow. Far too helpful, in fact.

Miss T — No, sadly not. It is the Haynes Introductory Guide to Ford Cortina Vehicle Maintenance.

]]> By: Miss T http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2192 Miss T Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:03:43 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2192 Is it Lady Chatterly? Is it Lady Chatterly?

]]> By: clarissa http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2191 clarissa Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:17:25 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2191 Dad rocks. Dad rocks.

]]> By: lillipilli http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/comment-page-1/#comment-2190 lillipilli Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:04:00 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/22/random-acts-of-stationery-23/#comment-2190 That, is far too much information. That, is far too much information.

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