Random acts of stationery #24

Ewwwww.

Well fine. Make it quick then. And no tongue.

*smooch*

[You totally asked for it.]

Have you tried colourless iodine? Works a treat.

On the cheek then? (Facial cheek, thank you, you filthy thing.)

You say that like it’s summer at the moment.

You only get them in the winter? You should be called Lucky Lips.

smooch

though if you ask me, a quick kiss is not quite a proper kiss

I think I am at a loss for words as to how to respond to any of these comments. I think a dignified silence would be best.

But we’ve only just met!

For God sake Unreliable I have said NO!