Comments on: Random acts of stationery #25 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: bipolarworks http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2259 bipolarworks Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:13:49 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2259 Whiskas. It was never a very original name for a cat. Whiskas. It was never a very original name for a cat.

]]> By: Camille http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2231 Camille Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:18:17 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2231 Perhaps you should consider giving her a little to take to 'the other side' because in cat heaven (or hell) there may not be such luxuries as milk and whiskas. Just a thought. Perhaps you should consider giving her a little to take to ‘the other side’ because in cat heaven (or hell) there may not be such luxuries as milk and whiskas.

Just a thought.

]]> By: Melograna http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2229 Melograna Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:46:03 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2229 Damn, did you already eat the Whiskas? I've run out, and I don't want to have to kill my cat which I may have to do quite soon if he doesn't stop going on about how he's starving to death NOW! Damn, did you already eat the Whiskas? I’ve run out, and I don’t want to have to kill my cat which I may have to do quite soon if he doesn’t stop going on about how he’s starving to death NOW!

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2228 andre Mon, 27 Aug 2007 17:24:06 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2228 Tabitha is finally at peace. x Tabitha is finally at peace.

x

]]> By: Narziss http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2226 Narziss Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:01:00 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2226 Oh yes. I forgot the connotations attached with those felines and 9 (?) lives. Do bury her properly. Or else... ...well... Oh yes. I forgot the connotations attached with those felines and 9 (?) lives. Do bury her properly. Or else…
…well…

]]> By: Allecsis http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2225 Allecsis Sun, 26 Aug 2007 22:38:05 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2225 I hope you were nice to Tabitha.... Or it will be pet cemetary all over again! I hope you were nice to Tabitha.… Or it will be pet cemetary all over again!

]]> By: www.akiterises.blogspot.com http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2222 www.akiterises.blogspot.com Sun, 26 Aug 2007 21:16:23 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2222 Do bury the cat. Don't drop it down a well. Remember you need to sit there sometimes. Do bury the cat. Don’t drop it down a well. Remember you need to sit there sometimes.

]]> By: Narziss http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2221 Narziss Sun, 26 Aug 2007 12:46:44 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2221 So here is a turn away from being frivolous then, I dare say? And, oh, might I take this opportunity to commend your handwriting! :) So here is a turn away from being frivolous then, I dare say?

And, oh, might I take this opportunity to commend your handwriting! :)

]]> By: bohémienne http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2217 bohémienne Sat, 25 Aug 2007 19:40:13 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2217 If you hadn't eaten the Whiskas and cancelled the milk, perhaps you wouldn't have number one to do. If you hadn’t eaten the Whiskas and cancelled the milk, perhaps you wouldn’t have number one to do.

]]> By: lillipilli http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2216 lillipilli Sat, 25 Aug 2007 18:39:55 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2216 4. Brush teeth vigorously. 4. Brush teeth vigorously.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2215 An Unreliable Witness Sat, 25 Aug 2007 14:47:45 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2215 Jack - Tabitha is dead! Dead, I tell you! Ani - But it's not fish flavour Whiskas! It's Chicken & Eabbit! Miles Away - Good idea. I like summer days with the smell of barbecued dead cat wafting from a neighbouring garden. (I know, I know. First killing a horse, now murdering a cat. I'm nice, really.) Jack — Tabitha is dead! Dead, I tell you!

Ani — But it’s not fish flavour Whiskas! It’s Chicken & Eabbit!

Miles Away — Good idea. I like summer days with the smell of barbecued dead cat wafting from a neighbouring garden.

(I know, I know. First killing a horse, now murdering a cat. I’m nice, really.)

]]> By: Miles Away http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2214 Miles Away Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:06:00 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2214 4. Retrieve dead cat 5. Light barbecue... 4. Retrieve dead cat
5. Light barbecue…

]]> By: Ani http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2213 Ani Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:38:43 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2213 Well, I'm certainly not kissing you now, fish breath. Well, I’m certainly not kissing you now, fish breath.

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/comment-page-1/#comment-2212 Jack Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:36:51 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/08/25/random-acts-of-stationery-25/#comment-2212 Tabitha? Is that you, dear? Tabitha? Is that you, dear?

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