Random acts of stationery #26

Since we all not-so-secretly long to be fired, the cas­ual cheer­ful­ness of the note seems quite appro­pri­ate to me.

I would respond with a sun­shine yel­low smi­ley face shaped post-it: “Oh, Yes Please!!!”.

hmm. was it the blog or was it a cumu­lat­ive effect of over­whelm­ing pink post its?

You should have thought of that when you nicked all this stationery.

Bohémi­enne — I do not long to be fired, either secretly or not so secretly, and any sug­ges­tion that I do is entirely scur­ril­ous. Ahem.

Blue­seaurchin — Neither. I merely drank thir­teen cof­fees in one eight-hour work­ing day, and made the ceil­ing explode on my way up.

Ani — You say that now, but you’ll want a share of these lovely note­books and staplers I pilfered soon enough.

Secur­ity will now escort you from the building.

Sta­tion­ery porn. Yum.

I’m col­our blind. I’m going to take you to an Employ­ment Tribunal for dis­ab­il­ity discrimination.

Lil­li­pilli — Believe me, where I work secur­ity have already got my name and num­ber and are watch­ing me very closely.

Melo­grana — Com­ing soon, gra­tu­it­ous scan­ning of paper­clips. Bet you’re excited now.

Bipolar Works — Hello and wel­come. I assure you that these post-it notes are avail­able in monochrome.

Should not your ‘pink post-it note’ have been pro­duced in triplet?

Rather plod-u-like..” ‘ello, ‘ello,‘ello — you’re fired, fired, fired “.