Random acts of stationery #27

Comments: 14

    Yeah, you tell us this NOW…

    Gordon | 08.30.07, 08:15

    Um. Yes, but where am I going to put the address now? ;)

    Ani | 08.30.07, 10:46

    Well, yes, that would be good reason for regret. But since I haven’t received the invitation yet, and I almost never get airsick, you can stop worrying.

    Also, it would be a flight attendant I’d be vomiting over, not a stewardess.

    Oh! This isn’t about me? Never mind then.

    bohémienne | 08.30.07, 12:34

    may i just say somethinhg
    if you send the letter wot by all appearances is not this particular letter but a previous letter though it may not be apparent at first reading then and if the recipient on its way to fly over and be aside you decides to hurl over the hostess and then TRY to jump out does this mean that the recipient does or does not succeed in jumping out in which case it will not arrive to be aside you unless of course there is another correspondance which covers this clause (magic carpetism etc etc) and so why would you be worrying no sorry regretting. pause. yes i think i get it now. er.

    vernacular | 08.31.07, 04:21

    I have stumbled upon your website, and I find it very fascinating.

    May I leave a comment?

    If I may, my comment is: I’ll just eat the letter.

    miss july | 08.31.07, 04:30

    Gordon - Well, I had to tell you before I’m buried under the patio.

    Gorilla Bananas - Welcome. I should tell you that I always invite my enemies halfway across the world. And pay for their flights.

    Ani - It’s written on the back. In blood. [Insert evil laugh here]

    Bohémienne - Vomiting over flight attendants is also permitted. We are equal opportunities vomiters around here.

    Blueseaurchin - Wise move.

    Vernacular - Um. Yes. You make some good points. [I’m scared]

    Miss July - Welcome, and thank you so much for your kind words. You may leave as many comments as you wish.

    An Unreliable Witness | 08.31.07, 08:51

    Airmail is the new texting, right?

    Send away with no reservations! Then again, I’m partial to embarassment so maybe don’t listen to me…

    K | 08.31.07, 15:44

    Oh right. Just one glitch, though. I don’t think that the expected recipient will even receive this letter, though.
    There are no stamps on it!

    Narziss | 09.02.07, 04:38

    I never realised Air Mail and Air Guitar were related.

    NAGA | 09.03.07, 00:40

    K - There’s a deranged person on a direct flight to you now. Happy airmailing.

    Narziss - Um, yes. Good point. I think.

    NAGA - Air Mail, Air Guitar, Air Rage. All different sides of the same coin, yes.

    An Unreliable Witness | 09.03.07, 08:32

    I’d love to know the back story to this.

    Splurgy | 09.03.07, 15:54

    Welcome, Splurgy. Yes, I’d love to know the back story too. I’m sure it’s around here somewhere, in a dark corner of my strangest imaginings …

    An Unreliable Witness | 09.03.07, 15:57

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