Random acts of stationery #27

Yeah, you tell us this NOW…

Sup­pose the recip­i­ent is your enemy?

Um. Yes, but where am I going to put the address now? ;)

Well, yes, that would be good reason for regret. But since I haven’t received the invit­a­tion yet, and I almost never get air­sick, you can stop worrying.

Also, it would be a flight attend­ant I’d be vomit­ing over, not a stewardess.

Oh! This isn’t about me? Never mind then.

Ok. I will refrain.

may i just say somethinhg
if you send the let­ter wot by all appear­ances is not this par­tic­u­lar let­ter but a pre­vi­ous let­ter though it may not be appar­ent at first read­ing then and if the recip­i­ent on its way to fly over and be aside you decides to hurl over the host­ess and then TRY to jump out does this mean that the recip­i­ent does or does not suc­ceed in jump­ing out in which case it will not arrive to be aside you unless of course there is another cor­res­pond­ance which cov­ers this clause (magic car­pet­ism etc etc) and so why would you be wor­ry­ing no sorry regret­ting. pause. yes i think i get it now. er.

I have stumbled upon your web­site, and I find it very fascinating.

May I leave a comment?

If I may, my com­ment is: I’ll just eat the letter.

Gor­don — Well, I had to tell you before I’m bur­ied under the patio.

Gor­illa Bana­nas — Wel­come. I should tell you that I always invite my enemies halfway across the world. And pay for their flights.

Ani — It’s writ­ten on the back. In blood. [Insert evil laugh here]

Bohémi­enne — Vomit­ing over flight attend­ants is also per­mit­ted. We are equal oppor­tun­it­ies vomiters around here.

Blue­seaurchin — Wise move.

Ver­nacu­lar — Um. Yes. You make some good points. [I’m scared]

Miss July — Wel­come, and thank you so much for your kind words. You may leave as many com­ments as you wish.

Air­mail is the new tex­ting, right?

Send away with no reser­va­tions! Then again, I’m par­tial to embarass­ment so maybe don’t listen to me…

Oh right. Just one glitch, though. I don’t think that the expec­ted recip­i­ent will even receive this let­ter, though.
There are no stamps on it!

I never real­ised Air Mail and Air Gui­tar were related.

K — There’s a deranged per­son on a dir­ect flight to you now. Happy airmailing.

Nar­ziss — Um, yes. Good point. I think.

NAGA — Air Mail, Air Gui­tar, Air Rage. All dif­fer­ent sides of the same coin, yes.

I’d love to know the back story to this.

Wel­come, Splurgy. Yes, I’d love to know the back story too. I’m sure it’s around here some­where, in a dark corner of my strangest imaginings …