Random acts of stationery #27

Comments: 14

    Yeah, you tell us this NOW

    Gordon | 08.30.07, 08:15

    Sup­pose the recip­i­ent is your enemy?

    Gorilla Bananas | 08.30.07, 09:31

    Um. Yes, but where am I going to put the address now? ;)

    Ani | 08.30.07, 10:46

    Well, yes, that would be good reason for regret. But since I haven’t received the invit­a­tion yet, and I almost never get air­sick, you can stop worrying.

    Also, it would be a flight attend­ant I’d be vomit­ing over, not a stewardess.

    Oh! This isn’t about me? Never mind then.

    bohémienne | 08.30.07, 12:34

    may i just say somethinhg
    if you send the let­ter wot by all appear­ances is not this par­tic­u­lar let­ter but a pre­vi­ous let­ter though it may not be appar­ent at first read­ing then and if the recip­i­ent on its way to fly over and be aside you decides to hurl over the host­ess and then TRY to jump out does this mean that the recip­i­ent does or does not suc­ceed in jump­ing out in which case it will not arrive to be aside you unless of course there is another cor­res­pond­ance which cov­ers this clause (magic car­pet­ism etc etc) and so why would you be wor­ry­ing no sorry regret­ting. pause. yes i think i get it now. er.

    vernacular | 08.31.07, 04:21

    I have stumbled upon your web­site, and I find it very fascinating.

    May I leave a comment?

    If I may, my com­ment is: I’ll just eat the letter.

    miss july | 08.31.07, 04:30

    Gor­don — Well, I had to tell you before I’m bur­ied under the patio.

    Gor­illa Bana­nas — Wel­come. I should tell you that I always invite my enemies halfway across the world. And pay for their flights.

    Ani — It’s writ­ten on the back. In blood. [Insert evil laugh here]

    Bohémi­enne — Vomit­ing over flight attend­ants is also per­mit­ted. We are equal oppor­tun­it­ies vomiters around here.

    Blue­seaurchin — Wise move.

    Ver­nacu­lar — Um. Yes. You make some good points. [I’m scared]

    Miss July — Wel­come, and thank you so much for your kind words. You may leave as many com­ments as you wish.

    An Unreliable Witness | 08.31.07, 08:51

    Air­mail is the new tex­ting, right?

    Send away with no reser­va­tions! Then again, I’m par­tial to embarass­ment so maybe don’t listen to me…

    K | 08.31.07, 15:44

    Oh right. Just one glitch, though. I don’t think that the expec­ted recip­i­ent will even receive this let­ter, though.
    There are no stamps on it!

    Narziss | 09.02.07, 04:38

    I never real­ised Air Mail and Air Gui­tar were related.

    NAGA | 09.03.07, 00:40

    K — There’s a deranged per­son on a dir­ect flight to you now. Happy airmailing.

    Nar­ziss — Um, yes. Good point. I think.

    NAGA — Air Mail, Air Gui­tar, Air Rage. All dif­fer­ent sides of the same coin, yes.

    An Unreliable Witness | 09.03.07, 08:32

    I’d love to know the back story to this.

    Splurgy | 09.03.07, 15:54

    Wel­come, Splurgy. Yes, I’d love to know the back story too. I’m sure it’s around here some­where, in a dark corner of my strangest imaginings …

    An Unreliable Witness | 09.03.07, 15:57

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