Random notices #6

Up with detachment!

Down with signage!

It’s all because of those stupid corsets.

Is the monkey sad, depressed, furious, or needs a hug?! I cant clearly read his facial expression. Sorry for getting distracted. Yeah, down with swooning!!!!

Of course.

I think the monkey has had a small stroke.

Onwards with cynicism!

An Unreliable Witness regrets that he can’t come to his site just now to respond to your comments, because I have imprisoned him in the shed until the swooning stops. Sorry.

Nooo! *faints*

hear hear!

let him go serious monkey. don’t make me come over there.

me thinks the monkey doth protest too much

… wanders off… remembers when people use to swoon at him… lights a cheap cigarette… tries not to cry…

turns ‘St. Swithins Day’ by Billy bragg up…

I’m sorry, but … who is this Andre person? Anyone?

Swooning applications now being accepted at http://downinme.com.

I’m getting rather miffed now, not to mention hot under my furry collar. Pah.

at least it’s not a guerilla gorilla.

[gets hat]
[gets coat]
[hides in corner]

Mr Monkey,

May I borrow your fur in the winter? Katie