can I join you?
How lovely.
Damn. I keep crashing into other people also hiding in the grass. Oh, there must be something profound about that.
Bah. I am in a mood. [Rolls up sleeves. Fires up lawnmower.]
Bah. I am in a mood.
[Rolls up sleeves. Fires up lawnmower.]
But I being poor have only my dreams to hide in too.
In the grass. Jeezus! Watch out for Ani!
Is hiding your best strategy to hunt some defenseless small animals?
potentially helpful tip for next time: if you’re hiding, you usually don’t put up a sign — it kinda gives you away.
Peach — It’s a very big field. You can join all of us. There are about 127 people in here. Fiona — It is, though I do have grass in my mouth. Bohémienne — Yes, all the people hiding in the grass are agreed that it is most profound. Ani — I am scared. Very scared. Please don’t mow my hair off. It’s my only good feature. Ben — Yes, but it’s a dreamy field. No harmful pesticides, for starters. Clarissa — I know. I’m even more terrified. She’s got one of those sit-down lawnmowers. With very big cutting blades. Miss July — I am not hunting small defenceless animals. Sorry. I love all small defenceless animals. Especially hamsters. Kermit — Yes, but I am a blogger. Therefore I shout my torment from the rooftops. With a megaphone. And an amplifier.
Peach — It’s a very big field. You can join all of us. There are about 127 people in here.
Fiona — It is, though I do have grass in my mouth.
Bohémienne — Yes, all the people hiding in the grass are agreed that it is most profound.
Ani — I am scared. Very scared. Please don’t mow my hair off. It’s my only good feature.
Ben — Yes, but it’s a dreamy field. No harmful pesticides, for starters.
Clarissa — I know. I’m even more terrified. She’s got one of those sit-down lawnmowers. With very big cutting blades.
Miss July — I am not hunting small defenceless animals. Sorry. I love all small defenceless animals. Especially hamsters.
Kermit — Yes, but I am a blogger. Therefore I shout my torment from the rooftops. With a megaphone. And an amplifier.
this one is lovely
Andre — Thank you. I think you’re in the field too. That is a trace of your flowing locks emerging from behind that clump of grass, isn’t it?
I love the sign. May I put it on the outside of my office door?
Brings back some fearful memories of grass stained white trousers and the Public Footpath.
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