Random notices #11

We Apologise For The Inconvenience.

Is it because we’ve all already found our own personal paradise?

I like these very much! Might I recommend checking out some of my artist friend’s projected text pieces made down here in sunny (well actually normally pissing-well well) Cornwall? Their ephemeral pieces are documented on http://talesoftheunexpected.blogspot.com/. I suspect there might be a meeting of minds…

Look forward to your next one!

I always said Paradise was overrated. Where’s the angst? Where’s the self-indulgent suffering?

I don’t like milk and honey, anyway.

paradise doesn’t seem to have any facilities that today’s go-getting holidaymakers might want. Wi-fi. Green cocktails. Tanning booths. The opportunistic might want to start developing Paradise…

Paradise. Bah. [Kicks a palm tree.]

(What? Is it getting old?)

Lack of interest or lack of coconut drinks for the new arrivals?

Sorry, this shouldn’t be a laughing matter.
*playing violin in sad tone*

one mans paradise is another mans hideous property investment complete with wanky golf course and vulgar designer shops.

Yes.

Excellent. Cheers

Closed?

What, like in totally closed?