Random notices #11

We Apo­lo­gise For The Inconvenience.

Is it because we’ve all already found our own per­sonal paradise?

I like these very much! Might I recom­mend check­ing out some of my artist friend’s pro­jec­ted text pieces made down here in sunny (well actu­ally nor­mally pissing-well well) Corn­wall? Their eph­em­eral pieces are doc­u­mented on http://talesoftheunexpected.blogspot.com/. I sus­pect there might be a meet­ing of minds…

Look for­ward to your next one!

I always said Para­dise was over­rated. Where’s the angst? Where’s the self-indulgent suffering?

I don’t like milk and honey, anyway.

para­dise doesn’t seem to have any facil­it­ies that today’s go-getting hol­i­day­makers might want. Wi-fi. Green cock­tails. Tan­ning booths. The oppor­tun­istic might want to start devel­op­ing Paradise…

Para­dise. Bah. [Kicks a palm tree.]

(What? Is it get­ting old?)

Lack of interest or lack of coconut drinks for the new arrivals?

Sorry, this shouldn’t be a laugh­ing mat­ter.
*play­ing violin in sad tone*

one mans para­dise is another mans hideous prop­erty invest­ment com­plete with wanky golf course and vul­gar designer shops.

Yes.

Excel­lent.
Cheers

Closed?

What, like in totally closed?