Exciting site news
If you are new to An Unreliable Witness, hello and welcome. You may wish to browse the About page, which has just been rewritten to provide even less information concerning this site and its creator than it did before.
If you are familiar with An Unreliable Witness, thanks for your continued stoicism in the face of so many great temptations to go elsewhere and read something far more interesting instead. You may wish to browse the About page, which will tell you absolutely nothing you didn’t already know.
If you are anybody else, you too may wish to browse the About page. Should you be in need of any further persuasion to do so, I can exclusively reveal that it features a doodle by none other than Andre Jordan. Yes, that Andre Jordan. [Insert swoon here]
If, however, you are An Unreliable Witness himself, you clearly have too much time on your hands, and should be well aware that nobody ever reads About pages. You were obviously engaged in the art of procrastination and trying to put off some highly important task yesterday, weren’t you?
Finally, if About pages hold absolutely no appeal for you, please go and read the previous entry. Below this one. Down there. It’s much better than this merely functional announcement. Indeed, It will almost certainly change your life, improve your facial complexion, smooth unsightly wrinkles, bring a sparkle to your grimy kitchen surfaces and eradicate all known household germs. Or your money back. Ish.