Comments on: Wrong number #2

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:05:09 +0000

Andre — I’ve seen you in that confessional booth more times than, well, something you see many times. Naughty boy.

Bohémienne — No other blogger is allowed to be passive-aggressive. I have copyrighted that particular emotion for myself.

By: bohémienne

bohémienne — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:07:15 +0000

Passive-Aggressive Friday? PAF? I feel a new trend in blogging coming on…

By: andre

andre — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:24:23 +0000

“taxi”

By: andre

andre — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:23:29 +0000

‘I’m a Catholic, get me out of here!’

I shall say no more.

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:49:29 +0000

Jack — Believe me, you would enjoy it. I shall send my own book of helpful hints and tips.

Cheerful One — I’m sorry. The services offered by keys 1, 2, 3 are currently unavailable. The xervice offered by the hash key has never been available due to social anxiety. Please press 4 repeatedly. Erm, not that I’m mercenary or anything.

(Oh God. Wait a minute. Friday was passive-aggressive day, not today)

By: Cheerful One

Cheerful One — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:57:07 +0000

This is an automated blog-comment service.

Press one for fawning praise, two for light humour, three for self-depreciation, four for a book deal and five for rampant flaming.

If you require actual human contact press hash. Schmuck.

1,2,3,1,4,4,4,#

By: Jack

Jack — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:50:24 +0000

I am guilty of never quite being sure what the sin of avarice actually entails, and whether or not I might enjoy it if I tried it.

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:11:03 +0000

Ani — No, I am a weakling. I’ve just struggled to get the silver foil lid off the milk bottle, too.

Camille — It’s getting better: soon there will be Txt-a-Cnfssn. (Oh god.)

Stephanie — Yes, lusting after my words is definitely sinful. Say ninety-seven Hail Marys and hope to God that particular lust never comes true, that’s my advice.

Bohémienne — I have had a word with God. He confirmed it. Yes, loads of trouble.

By: bohémienne

bohémienne — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:50:17 +0000

Lust is a sin???

I am in so much trouble.

By: Stephanie Boon

Stephanie Boon — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:02:58 +0000

I am lusting after more of your words, is that sinful?

By: camille

camille — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:57:16 +0000

E-Confessions — for the time-pressed sinner. How handy indeed.

By: Ani

Ani — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 22:08:37 +0000

So did you ever get that orange juice cap off? No, me neither.