Comments on: Sex sells, but it doesn’t spell

By: edvard moonke

edvard moonke — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:02:06 +0000

nice and interesting.

you simply exhaust superlatives, mr unreliable.

By: polite charlie

polite charlie — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:04:13 +0000

christ that was hard to read
)only because i read a glut in one go…)
hello there unreliable witness
i hadn´t been in here for a while probably because i like to read your pieces really a lot and so i came in today after consciously in a way not having been in because though its nice to be able to come back read a volley of posts when you´ve been happy doing other things and not so dependent on feeling a lot better and grateful for having someone´s outpurings to turn to, and then come back and find that he really has been up to a lot since you´ve been away and you´ve always liked reading one and the thought involved and being really happily cheerily impressed and laughing as well )this post made me swerve thinkingly back to reading your post on gerry adams and ian paisley which at the time i found really insightful and really brilliantly written and lots of happinessesses from your photo montagery, really. i thought it was brilliant. i thought as well that the commentary … i think i read one or two and was feeling a bit harassed in general at bombardments of surpeflous matter and opinions …so i preferred to just feel soothed by your enlightening style rather than pissed off about narrowmindedness or what we colloquially refer to as having never left the cows arse…was interesting yet i felt not at all in tune with the slant that you had just managed to convey so eloquently and so i´m off over to read it again.
thanks unreliable witnessery!
thanks a million, thanks

By: NAGA

NAGA — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:02:27 +0000

Do they sell DVD material?

An Unreliable Titmuss, might cause some merriment, and keep Grandpar awake following dinner.

By: clarissa

clarissa — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:05:10 +0000

I’m sorry I disturbed, so early in the morning.

By: bohémienne

bohémienne — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 12:24:34 +0000

Would I want an ‘Unreliable Witness’ emblazoned dildo? Hmmmmm. Would it have your likeness on it, or just the logo?

By: blueseaurchin

blueseaurchin — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:13:22 +0000

My snickering having subsided over the clever phrase I can’t help adding the below to it.

since everyone knows that blogging is little more than verbal masturbation, albeit with a slightly bigger audience (if you’re lucky) than the solitary pursuit (IF YOU’RE LUCKY) of self-pleasure usually attracts.

iM SO sorry if this is inappropriate but it brings to mind a sensitive ex boyfriend i had from CA who happened to be caught in the act long long ago when he was a boy by no less then his mother. The story brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard upon hearing it even though I initially promised with a stern face not to laugh at the story he would tell me.

I am terribly sorry R where ever you are today but it was obscenely funny.

By: Chloé

Chloé — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:58:34 +0000

They probably think it’s some kind of drug name…

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:15:53 +0000

Cheerful One — *chortle*

Camille — Exactly. I mean, who wouldn’t swear for a nice pair of eyelids?

Clarissa — Congratulations, I think that’s one of the most disturbing comments I have ever received on this site. It’s putting visions into my head that I really don’t want to be there this early on a weekday morning. I am almost tempted to put it to the vote — would YOU want an ‘Unreliable Witness’ emblazoned dildo?

Me, though? No. I’m having nauseous feelings just thinking about it.

Chloe — It is, isn’t it? I wonder if EdenFantasys have a range of Hifalutin sex toys? Somehow, I doubt it.

By: Chloé

Chloé — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:28:15 +0000

Hifalutin.

Delicious word.

By: clarissa

clarissa — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:13:51 +0000

An ‘unreliable witness’ emblazoned dildo? Would you really want that? (I’m sure many of us would, but would YOU?)

By: camille

camille — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:59:46 +0000

Evidently, sex doesn’t sell enough on its own merits and eyelids are far sexier than vibrators with leaky batteries.

By: Cheerful One

Cheerful One — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:54:39 +0000

*snigger*

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:42:15 +0000

Ani — You may wish to reconsider the phrase “impenetrable toss”, considering the sort of site being discussed here.

Caite — It’s a vicious rumour, I tell you.

Bohémienne — I will not be exchanging anything with Chris.

Boudica — Contact him again. Offer him “impenetrable eyelid toss”. Watch him swoon.

Ciaran — Plus, as we all know, solicitors are experts at giving a good shafting.

Kermit — I don’t need mechanical gerbil placements. I get all the rodent I need thanks to regular, almost daily, hamster vibrating.

Andre — Don’t worry, Mr Jordan. Nobody’s spying on your verbal masturbation (or otherwise), since you’re not a blogger any longer.

OE — Thanks for leaving me with the surreal, and incredibly disturbing, image of Philip Larkin all over some tit clamps. My memories of the Brynmor Jones Library will never be the same.

Miles Away — It is. Very, perhaps slightly artificially, blue.

By: miles away

miles away — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:09:39 +0000

the sky is good

By: overnighteditor

overnighteditor — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:53:14 +0000

They sell tit clamps.

Tit clamps!

Two firm, upstanding consonants, making a perky new expletive for us all. Larkin would have been all over it.

By: andre

andre — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:02:53 +0000

‘since everyone knows that blogging is little more than verbal masturbation, albeit with a slightly bigger audience (if you’re lucky)’

oh god

By: kermit

kermit — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:40:05 +0000

you’re upset that nobody from a mechanical gerbil company wanted to exchange links with you and send you a free mechanical gerbil, aren’t you.

don’t worry, unreliable. it’s only a matter of time before they realise it.

in the mean time, may i interest you in my brand new invention that will bring you hours of ecstasy, the revolutionary atom smasher? everyone has atoms that need smashing. why with today’s pressing energy needs and environmental peril, you’d be going straight to hell (hell, michigan and if not, then certainly truth and consequences, new mexico) if you don’t buy it. the continued success of civilization rests in your hands. it’s your duty to humanity to advertise one.

By: Ciaran

Ciaran — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:20:58 +0000

Careful. I think ‘Ardent, Swooning & Moist’ might be edenfantasy’s solicitors. They’re on to you.

By: Boudica

Boudica — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:20:19 +0000

I offered to, in exchange for a dildo and some bondage tape but he didn’t take me up on the offer.

By: bohémienne

bohémienne — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:07:50 +0000

So. You won’t be exchanging links with Chris?