Work and non-work

I trust you’ll be cas­cad­ing after­wards? I need to know how this will impact and effect build­ing pub­lic value in my silo.

Sorry. I’m too busy lick­ing cus­tomer ass to inter­face internally.

*scratches head*

I can see you’re really throw­ing out the anchor with regards to touch­ing base with the same hymn sheet. If only I had the band­width to facil­it­ate a SWOT ana­lysis on your massive-aggressiveness. *sigh*

*still has no clue as to what is going on*

*sits at the back eat­ing candyfloss*

Oh deary, deary me.

Sounds like you feel, in the box?

Which is entirely dif­fer­ent to being, in the zone.

*settles next to andre and pinches candy floss*

you for­got the cre­ation of state-of-the-art premier dynamic action­able plans/strategies (add half-assed adject­ives at your leisure)

*kicks an office chair*

smother it!

smother it now!

You can’t say “Brain­storm­ing” any more as it’s insult­ing to people with men­tal health issues. Appar­ently. You have to say “Mind-Mapping” instead.

Petem­askrep­lica — You just said “build­ing pub­lic value”. Please wash your mouth out.

Clarissa — I do hope you are not inter­fa­cing intern­ally with your cus­tom­ers’ ass, though. That would be wrong.

Jack — You do that scar­ily well. Are you the man­ager of my depart­ment, by any chance?

Andre — Don’t worry, dear friend. I’m sure the above com­menters will be only too delighted to join me in explain­ing what I am going on about. It’s a four let­ter word begin­ning in W and end­ing in K, which is far less enjoy­able than the one you’re now think­ing of.

NAGA — You are very right.

Angelalala — Don’t encour­age him, please.

Ker­mit — ‘Action­able’ is just a wrong word, isn’t it?

Ani — Calm down, dear, you’ll give your­self an ulcer.

Miles Away — I am actu­ally kick­ing it. Far more satisfying.

Andy — Wel­come. No no no, believe me, I know the dif­fer­ence between ‘men­tal health issues’ and ‘mind-mapping’ all too well.

yes. so wrong that i imme­di­ately star­ted put­ting in a half-assed effort at work when my boss reques­ted that i write up a “dynamic action­able strategy”. i could have for­given her for hav­ing trained as a law­yer until that fate­ful day.

need­less to say i no longer work there. there was no com­ple­ment­ary gin/booze to make the days more pal­at­able. and my resolve to res­ist pho­to­copy­ing my own butt was really tak­ing up too much energy.

Escape is only a turn of the mind away. This doesn’t need to be a trod in the mud. Just pre­tend it’s all import­ant like every­one else, but revel in the know­ledge that it is abso­lutely mean­ing­less. You are able to elab­or­ate and con­trib­ute to a com­munal joke, which may enrich all your lives. Where’s the dread and angst? Do we not require these things in jux­ta­pos­i­tion to add con­trast in our lives? Blah?

Yes I am.

Now stop doing that thing under your desk and get back to work immediately.

You’re in grave danger of turn­ing into a large Czechoslov­akian cockroach…

Ker­mit — Pho­to­cop­ies of one’s own back­side are often prefer­able to offi­cial work-related doc­u­ments, frankly.

2ndhandsoul — The dread and angst will be fol­low­ing along shortly, as per usual in these sur­round­ings. I do, how­ever, find that my poor read­ers some­times require a break from it.

Jack — Doing what under my desk? I was doing noth­ing of the sort!

Gregor — Me old mucker, Greg! How are you, Greg? Long time no see!

can I men­tion the Moth yet?