Work and non-work

I trust you’ll be cascading afterwards? I need to know how this will impact and effect building public value in my silo.

Sorry. I’m too busy licking customer ass to interface internally.

*scratches head*

I can see you’re really throwing out the anchor with regards to touching base with the same hymn sheet. If only I had the bandwidth to facilitate a SWOT analysis on your massive-aggressiveness. *sigh*

*still has no clue as to what is going on*

*sits at the back eating candyfloss*

Oh deary, deary me.

Sounds like you feel, in the box?

Which is entirely different to being, in the zone.

*settles next to andre and pinches candy floss*

you forgot the creation of state-of-the-art premier dynamic actionable plans/strategies (add half-assed adjectives at your leisure)

*kicks an office chair*

smother it!

smother it now!

You can’t say “Brainstorming” any more as it’s insulting to people with mental health issues. Apparently. You have to say “Mind-Mapping” instead.

Petemaskreplica - You just said “building public value”. Please wash your mouth out.

Clarissa - I do hope you are not interfacing internally with your customers’ ass, though. That would be wrong.

Jack - You do that scarily well. Are you the manager of my department, by any chance?

Andre - Don’t worry, dear friend. I’m sure the above commenters will be only too delighted to join me in explaining what I am going on about. It’s a four letter word beginning in W and ending in K, which is far less enjoyable than the one you’re now thinking of.

NAGA - You are very right.

Angelalala - Don’t encourage him, please.

Kermit - ‘Actionable’ is just a wrong word, isn’t it?

Ani - Calm down, dear, you’ll give yourself an ulcer.

Miles Away - I am actually kicking it. Far more satisfying.

Andy - Welcome. No no no, believe me, I know the difference between ‘mental health issues’ and ‘mind-mapping’ all too well.

yes. so wrong that i immediately started putting in a half-assed effort at work when my boss requested that i write up a “dynamic actionable strategy”. i could have forgiven her for having trained as a lawyer until that fateful day.

needless to say i no longer work there. there was no complementary gin/booze to make the days more palatable. and my resolve to resist photocopying my own butt was really taking up too much energy.

Escape is only a turn of the mind away. This doesn’t need to be a trod in the mud. Just pretend it’s all important like everyone else, but revel in the knowledge that it is absolutely meaningless. You are able to elaborate and contribute to a communal joke, which may enrich all your lives. Where’s the dread and angst? Do we not require these things in juxtaposition to add contrast in our lives? Blah?

Yes I am.

Now stop doing that thing under your desk and get back to work immediately.

You’re in grave danger of turning into a large Czechoslovakian cockroach…

Kermit - Photocopies of one’s own backside are often preferable to official work-related documents, frankly.

2ndhandsoul - The dread and angst will be following along shortly, as per usual in these surroundings. I do, however, find that my poor readers sometimes require a break from it.

Jack - Doing what under my desk? I was doing nothing of the sort!

Gregor - Me old mucker, Greg! How are you, Greg? Long time no see!

can I mention the Moth yet?