Comments on: The World’s Worst Eskimo http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/ Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms. Mon, 21 Nov 2011 15:36:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2860 An Unreliable Witness Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:18:46 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2860 shell - Thank you. A real fire would definitely be a wonderful thing to offer a visiting eskimo, but I find that all I can ask them to make do with is a temperamental radiator or two. Daphne - True, that is a the accepted term now. However, I am nothing if not politically incorrect. shell — Thank you. A real fire would definitely be a wonderful thing to offer a visiting eskimo, but I find that all I can ask them to make do with is a temperamental radiator or two.

Daphne — True, that is a the accepted term now. However, I am nothing if not politically incorrect.

]]> By: daphne http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2859 daphne Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:40:25 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2859 isn't the accepted term innuit? isn’t the accepted term innuit?

]]> By: shell http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2855 shell Tue, 25 Dec 2007 15:19:45 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2855 a brilliant tale ... erm ... must admit i'm that kind of instant visitor ... well, i would be if i ever got warm enough to move from my fire and snaffle someone else's ... and i'd have to like them a LOT of course ... not just any fire will do ... a brilliant tale … erm … must admit i’m that kind of instant visitor … well, i would be if i ever got warm enough to move from my fire and snaffle someone else’s … and i’d have to like them a LOT of course … not just any fire will do …

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2848 An Unreliable Witness Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:29:02 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2848 Mizyake - Thank you. I hope the temperature plummets still further (in a good way). NAGA - I am now imagining the voice of Louis Armstrong. Oh dear. Gorilla Bananas - Careful, you. I have a stuffed, mechanical chimp in my hallway. Mizyake — Thank you. I hope the temperature plummets still further (in a good way).

NAGA — I am now imagining the voice of Louis Armstrong. Oh dear.

Gorilla Bananas — Careful, you. I have a stuffed, mechanical chimp in my hallway.

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2845 Gorilla Bananas Sat, 22 Dec 2007 17:33:44 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2845 Stupid bitch, she ought to move to Africa if she can't stand cold weather. If her arse is any good I know a gorilla who'd have her in his harem. Stupid bitch, she ought to move to Africa if she can’t stand cold weather. If her arse is any good I know a gorilla who’d have her in his harem.

]]> By: NAGA http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2844 NAGA Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:36:51 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2844 If she's getting a cold - expect to hear a deep husky voice in the mornin'. If she’s getting a cold — expect to hear a deep husky voice in the mornin’.

]]> By: mizyake http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2843 mizyake Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:49:35 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2843 me, this eskimo, is also cold but thoroughly warmed by such words me, this eskimo, is also cold
but thoroughly warmed by such words

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2842 An Unreliable Witness Thu, 20 Dec 2007 16:42:06 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2842 2ndhandsoul - She's very partial to a stick of Wrigley's spearmint-flavoured whale meat, probably. Clarissa - I can confirm that Yoko has most definitely not been sitting in my living-room. Persico - Damn. I suppose I'm going to have to cancel the stories about the girl raised by wolves and the girl raised by seals now ... 2ndhandsoul — She’s very partial to a stick of Wrigley’s spearmint-flavoured whale meat, probably.

Clarissa — I can confirm that Yoko has most definitely not been sitting in my living-room.

Persico — Damn. I suppose I’m going to have to cancel the stories about the girl raised by wolves and the girl raised by seals now …

]]> By: Persico http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2841 Persico Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:13:41 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2841 You know, I almost feel like I should take personal offense to this post. You see, as a child I use to get angry at my mother for not making me an Eskimo. (In her defense, in Southern Italy, snow isn't common, I didn't understand that at four.) Then again, I used to also get angry at her for not letting me be raised by wolves, or becoming a seal child, or giving me an older brother. But still, Eskimos is my peeps yo. (I did enjoy the story hour.) You know, I almost feel like I should take personal offense to this post.

You see, as a child I use to get angry at my mother for not making me an Eskimo. (In her defense, in Southern Italy, snow isn’t common, I didn’t understand that at four.)

Then again, I used to also get angry at her for not letting me be raised by wolves, or becoming a seal child, or giving me an older brother.

But still, Eskimos is my peeps yo.

(I did enjoy the story hour.)

]]> By: clarissa http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2840 clarissa Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:07:04 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2840 the picture looks like yoko ono with her big sunglasses the picture looks like yoko ono with her big sunglasses

]]> By: 2ndhandsoul http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2839 2ndhandsoul Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:26:58 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2839 She would chew gum instead of blubber, I suppose. She sure seems demanding for someone you just met! There are more intimate ways to keep her warm, of course. She would chew gum instead of blubber, I suppose. She sure seems demanding for someone you just met! There are more intimate ways to keep her warm, of course.

]]> By: An Unreliable Witness http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2838 An Unreliable Witness Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:17:18 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2838 Jack - Oh Cod. The very thought of that is giving me a haddock. If only I could get the image trout of my mind. Andre - Thank you. The Eskimos have been in touch, and I am meeting them for a high-level conference of nose-rubbing in the new year. Melograna - A rebel Eskimo. With a sun lounger and a bottle of factor 15. Stephanie - Me, a torch and a Sooty hand puppet. Strangely enough, this is still my average evening indoors. Lillipilli - I will send you a through a diagram of where the goose pimples were. Promise. Jack — Oh Cod. The very thought of that is giving me a haddock. If only I could get the image trout of my mind.

Andre — Thank you. The Eskimos have been in touch, and I am meeting them for a high-level conference of nose-rubbing in the new year.

Melograna — A rebel Eskimo. With a sun lounger and a bottle of factor 15.

Stephanie — Me, a torch and a Sooty hand puppet. Strangely enough, this is still my average evening indoors.

Lillipilli — I will send you a through a diagram of where the goose pimples were. Promise.

]]> By: lillipilli http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2837 lillipilli Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:57:07 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2837 "...I had goose pimples in places you don’t even want to know about.” Oh, but I do! “…I had goose pimples in places you don’t even want to know about.”

Oh, but I do!

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2836 Stephanie Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:42:56 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2836 Wonderfully whimsical! I wonder, have you ever built an igloo out of cushions? It reminds me of building a 'secret' den by hanging sheets from the base of the top bunk, then snuggling up on the bottom bed inside, amongst the cushions and blankets sequestered from my sister's bed. Knock, knock - no Eskimos or siblings allowed; only me, a torch and a Sooty hand puppet... Wonderfully whimsical! I wonder, have you ever built an igloo out of cushions? It reminds me of building a ‘secret’ den by hanging sheets from the base of the top bunk, then snuggling up on the bottom bed inside, amongst the cushions and blankets sequestered from my sister’s bed. Knock, knock — no Eskimos or siblings allowed; only me, a torch and a Sooty hand puppet…

]]> By: Melograna http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2834 Melograna Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:20:48 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2834 She's a rebel Eskimo. Take good care of her. She’s a rebel Eskimo. Take good care of her.

]]> By: andre http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2833 andre Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:11:49 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2833 sorry. lovely post. I am sure the Eskimo society will make you their internet ambassador quite soon. sorry.

lovely post. I am sure the Eskimo society will make you their internet ambassador quite soon.

]]> By: Jack http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/comment-page-1/#comment-2832 Jack Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:36:26 +0000 http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/18/the-worlds-worst-eskimo/#comment-2832 It is a tragedy that now all that comes to mind when I think of Eskimos is fish fucking. That bloody Jerdin. It is a tragedy that now all that comes to mind when I think of Eskimos is fish fucking.

That bloody Jerdin.

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