“Hello, is that the Buddhist Chant Peace and Reassurance Helpline? I’m so glad I’ve got through to you, because I’m desperately in need of some reassurance. Maybe if you could chant to me quietly whilst I sit here cross-legged with my eyes closed and then … what? What do you mean? At this time of […]
Dear You,
It seems there was a pause in my celestial transmissions. Are you receiving me loud and clear?
The only explanation I can possibly offer is that the clouds in my broken neck of the woods have been heavier than lead in air these past months. A number of particularly aggravating cumulonimbus took up residence along a […]
It’s Tuesday. Sigh. Whilst you’ve been away on your Bank Holiday getaway, sat in a sweltering car parked on a motorway somewhere, sad stay-at-home social inadeqates such as myself have been here, still on the web. You know, in that way in which people who don’t have a life tend to do. Never mind.
In your absence, […]
My Equus, my beast of possession, my trusted means of hunting down my obsessions. The four-legged hurdler who never stopped hurtling, who revelled in the pursuit, who could be let loose on a moment’s whim to race my each and every all-consuming need, desire and depravity to the point on the distant horizon where the […]