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	<title>Comments on: Cannot locate signal</title>
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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/08/cannot-locate-signal/comment-page-1/#comment-2898</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ani - I am sharpening my axe right now. It is very blunt. [Stoppit, Jack. Don&#039;t say &lt;i&gt;anything&lt;/i&gt;.]

2ndhandsoul - Then again, it could just be the smooth sounds of Terry Wogan on BBC Radio 2. Possibly.

Clarissa - Thank you. Do you require the smelling salts?

Bipolarworks - I always listen too hard. That is my curse. Or my talent. I can&#039;t decide.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ani — I am sharpening my axe right now. It is very blunt. [Stoppit, Jack. Don’t say <i>anything</i>.]</p>
<p>2ndhandsoul — Then again, it could just be the smooth sounds of Terry Wogan on BBC Radio 2. Possibly.</p>
<p>Clarissa — Thank you. Do you require the smelling salts?</p>
<p>Bipolarworks — I always listen too hard. That is my curse. Or my talent. I can’t decide.</p>
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		<title>By: bipolarworks</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/08/cannot-locate-signal/comment-page-1/#comment-2892</link>
		<dc:creator>bipolarworks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Beautiful!  I think you were listening too hard.  Message received and understood.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beautiful!  I think you were listening too hard.  Message received and understood.</p>
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		<title>By: clarissa</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/08/cannot-locate-signal/comment-page-1/#comment-2889</link>
		<dc:creator>clarissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m swooning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’m swooning.</p>
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		<title>By: 2ndhandsoul</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/08/cannot-locate-signal/comment-page-1/#comment-2888</link>
		<dc:creator>2ndhandsoul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your signal has come through loud and clear.  Either I am receiving or you have been catching my transmissions.  Maybe it&#039;s just the same wavelength, crashing onto different shores.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your signal has come through loud and clear.  Either I am receiving or you have been catching my transmissions.  Maybe it’s just the same wavelength, crashing onto different shores.</p>
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		<title>By: Ani</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/08/cannot-locate-signal/comment-page-1/#comment-2887</link>
		<dc:creator>Ani</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The sea is frozen solid. The axe needs sharpening. The one who wields it needs time and rest. His eyelids (ha) droop as the need to sleep intensifies.

Dawn will break, though, and a warm sun will help melt the ice. And it will all work out, somehow, in the end.

[Sorry. I had to write this positive err, sentiment from the heart because Jack stole my piss-taking line.]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The sea is frozen solid. The axe needs sharpening. The one who wields it needs time and rest. His eyelids (ha) droop as the need to sleep intensifies.</p>
<p>Dawn will break, though, and a warm sun will help melt the ice. And it will all work out, somehow, in the end.</p>
<p>[Sorry. I had to write this positive err, sentiment from the heart because Jack stole my piss-taking line.]</p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/08/cannot-locate-signal/comment-page-1/#comment-2886</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isabelle - Sometimes people do know what I mean, yes.

Miles Away - I always look for the stars, but in this city often all that I get in return is orange streetlight glow.

Jack - More than that, I even tried reading the instruction manual. It made me shudder.

NAGA - It gets crowded on this cliff edge, doesn&#039;t it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isabelle — Sometimes people do know what I mean, yes.</p>
<p>Miles Away — I always look for the stars, but in this city often all that I get in return is orange streetlight glow.</p>
<p>Jack — More than that, I even tried reading the instruction manual. It made me shudder.</p>
<p>NAGA — It gets crowded on this cliff edge, doesn’t it?</p>
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		<title>By: NAGA</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/08/cannot-locate-signal/comment-page-1/#comment-2885</link>
		<dc:creator>NAGA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ask the rotund Gull to move over a bit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ask the rotund Gull to move over a bit.</p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/08/cannot-locate-signal/comment-page-1/#comment-2884</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Have you tried turning it off and on again?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you tried turning it off and on again?</p>
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		<title>By: miles away</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/08/cannot-locate-signal/comment-page-1/#comment-2883</link>
		<dc:creator>miles away</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>left at the firt Northern star then straight on until morning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>left at the firt Northern star then straight on until morning.</p>
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		<title>By: isabelle</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/08/cannot-locate-signal/comment-page-1/#comment-2882</link>
		<dc:creator>isabelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:19:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>right now, I know what you mean.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>right now, I know what you mean.</p>
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