Random notices #17

I’ll fit right in.

There really ought to be a Blog­gie cat­egory for “Best use of New John­ston font in a per­cept­ive yet ironic manner”

Feel­ing a little tense?

Gosh, it’s like a TFL graphic novel.

From whom must I obtain per­mis­sion to print these out on nice glossy office paper using nice expens­ive office ink and put them up all around my desk at work?

Lill­pilli — Every­body fits in on the Jubilee Line. Well, at a push, anyway.

Dia­mond Geezer — Hello, thank you and wel­come. I haven’t used all your tube roundel pho­to­graphs, I prom­ise. Just, erm, most of them. That’s all.

Hg — Me? Tense? Who are you call­ing tense? I am not tense! I am merely retell­ing an old joke in a very unfunny fashion.

Ani — That’s a lovely thought. I won­der if they will com­mis­sion me? Or if any­one would com­mis­sion me? For any­thing? Hello? Any­one there?

Jack — You could ask me, or you could ask Trans­port for Lon­don. I have a feel­ing that the answer from one of us would be to grant said per­mis­sion. I don’t think, how­ever, that response would come from TFL (who are more than likely going to sue me).

Any­one, here.

I will com­mis­sion you.

Just press this but­ton and tamper with this.

There you are. All ready for service.