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	<title>Comments on: Random notices #17</title>
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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>By: NAGA</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/24/random-notices-17/comment-page-1/#comment-2943</link>
		<dc:creator>NAGA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anyone, here. 

I will commission you.

Just press this button and tamper with this.

There you are. All ready for service.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anyone, here. </p>
<p>I will commission you.</p>
<p>Just press this button and tamper with this.</p>
<p>There you are. All ready for service.</p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/24/random-notices-17/comment-page-1/#comment-2940</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lillpilli - Everybody fits in on the Jubilee Line. Well, at a push, anyway.

Diamond Geezer - Hello, thank you and welcome. I haven&#039;t used &lt;i&gt;all&lt;/i&gt; your tube roundel photographs, I promise. Just, erm, most of them. That&#039;s all.

Hg - Me? Tense? Who are you calling tense? I am not tense! I am merely retelling an old joke in a very unfunny fashion.

Ani - That&#039;s a lovely thought. I wonder if they will commission me? Or if anyone would commission me? For anything? Hello? Anyone there?

Jack - You could ask me, or you could ask Transport for London. I have a feeling that the answer from one of us would be to grant said permission. I don&#039;t think, however, that response would come from TFL (who are more than likely going to sue me).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lillpilli — Everybody fits in on the Jubilee Line. Well, at a push, anyway.</p>
<p>Diamond Geezer — Hello, thank you and welcome. I haven’t used <i>all</i> your tube roundel photographs, I promise. Just, erm, most of them. That’s all.</p>
<p>Hg — Me? Tense? Who are you calling tense? I am not tense! I am merely retelling an old joke in a very unfunny fashion.</p>
<p>Ani — That’s a lovely thought. I wonder if they will commission me? Or if anyone would commission me? For anything? Hello? Anyone there?</p>
<p>Jack — You could ask me, or you could ask Transport for London. I have a feeling that the answer from one of us would be to grant said permission. I don’t think, however, that response would come from TFL (who are more than likely going to sue me).</p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/24/random-notices-17/comment-page-1/#comment-2939</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>From whom must I obtain permission to print these out on nice glossy office paper using nice expensive office ink and put them up all around my desk at work?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From whom must I obtain permission to print these out on nice glossy office paper using nice expensive office ink and put them up all around my desk at work?</p>
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		<title>By: Ani</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/24/random-notices-17/comment-page-1/#comment-2938</link>
		<dc:creator>Ani</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gosh, it&#039;s like a TFL graphic novel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gosh, it’s like a TFL graphic novel.</p>
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		<title>By: Hg</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/24/random-notices-17/comment-page-1/#comment-2937</link>
		<dc:creator>Hg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Feeling a little tense?</description>
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		<title>By: diamond geezer</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/01/24/random-notices-17/comment-page-1/#comment-2936</link>
		<dc:creator>diamond geezer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There really ought to be a Bloggie category for &lt;i&gt;&quot;Best use of New Johnston font in a perceptive yet ironic manner&quot;&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There really ought to be a Bloggie category for <i>“Best use of New Johnston font in a perceptive yet ironic manner”</i></p>
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		<title>By: lillipilli</title>
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		<dc:creator>lillipilli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll fit right in.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’ll fit right in.</p>
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