Comments on: The aliens live amongst us

By: jeet

jeet — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:50:35 +0000

i love alien females. I become excited only thinking about them. if they r among us. Then i am gona find them.…..Dont worry grand maa…take lite

By: Dr Zip

Dr Zip — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:22:49 +0000

Please could you remove the above comment, I hit Post instead of Preview [yeah righto] No really I did…

By: Dr Zip

Dr Zip — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:20:36 +0000

Last night I vomited into a glass and using an old sock strained it into another jar to see if I had succesfully vommited out my meds. Once I had finished straining my vomit into the jar I was left with…

1 x jar of bile
1 x sock of masticated apple
1 x empty but dirty glass

I then went through the sock’s contents to find the meds but they weren’t there. Hmm, I thought, maybe in the time it took to strain out the sick my meds disolved, looks like I’ll just have to wait until I get the shakes and pass out for a couple of days to see if I failed in ridding myself of the said meds. I placed a penny in the jar of bile and went to sleep. The next day I surmised that yes, I had ejected the meds from my body as I didn’t shake-pass out-awake feeling like I live under the ocean. The penny was much cleaner too.

By: Ariel

Ariel — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:08:58 +0000

Oh my, a Daily Mail reader…

By: Rob

Rob — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:10:03 +0000

Terrific post, Witness. Really highlights how sad people like this are.

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:13:51 +0000

Obviously, I’d like to thank you all for your comments. And I would, if these were my words. But they’re not. [Oh dear, I seem to be in danger of taking these ‘other voices’ a little too literally.]

By: clarissa

clarissa — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:17:07 +0000

Thank gGod for types like Gwen and .… these are the ones who save our lives. (wink)

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:52:13 +0000

Mother, is that you?

By: Angelalala

Angelalala — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:48:12 +0000

Add a liberal dose of swearing and that’s my next door neighbour, that is.

By: TheElementary

TheElementary — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:11:08 +0000

How frightening. But what a great post :)
Cheers.

By: lillipilli

lillipilli — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:27:14 +0000

It’s a worry, a real worry!

By: Miss Vertigo

Miss Vertigo — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:57:42 +0000

Oh my; what’s scary is I know people like this.

Also: have you ever noticed that everything that comes immediately before the word ‘but’ is usually a lie?

As in: “I’m not prejudiced, but…”

By: Ani

Ani — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:16:43 +0000

Grandma? Grandma hush! It’s time for your medication.