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	<title>Comments on: Wrong number #3</title>
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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>By: Ariel</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/03/wrong-number-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3111</link>
		<dc:creator>Ariel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If I gave free rein to my inner Tourette&#039;s, I would probably sound like this too. It takes so much self-control to appear normal these days.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I gave free rein to my inner Tourette’s, I would probably sound like this too. It takes so much self-control to appear normal these days.</p>
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		<title>By: Ani</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/03/wrong-number-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3108</link>
		<dc:creator>Ani</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:59:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mmmm. Sweet and sour chicken and a generous helping of soft-core font porn.

Mr. Witness, you do serve the most appetising English gruel!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mmmm. Sweet and sour chicken and a generous helping of soft-core font porn.</p>
<p>Mr. Witness, you do serve the most appetising English gruel!</p>
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		<title>By: Mr Angry</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/03/wrong-number-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3107</link>
		<dc:creator>Mr Angry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm.  My local take-away is run by a Chinese family from Birmingham.  Is the West Midlands an undiscovered hot-bed of Asian cuisine?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm.  My local take-away is run by a Chinese family from Birmingham.  Is the West Midlands an undiscovered hot-bed of Asian cuisine?</p>
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		<title>By: An Unreliable Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/03/wrong-number-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3105</link>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Clarissa - You just had to mention the chocolate &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; caramel hobnobs, didn&#039;t you? Damn, damn, damn.

Mizyake - I&#039;m afraid I don&#039;t. English takeaways only serve roast beef or gruel.

Jack - You get free despair? That&#039;s so unfair. I&#039;m jealous. [In other commenting answers, not only Palatino but Lucida Grande / Unicode too.]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clarissa — You just had to mention the chocolate <i>and</i> caramel hobnobs, didn’t you? Damn, damn, damn.</p>
<p>Mizyake — I’m afraid I don’t. English takeaways only serve roast beef or gruel.</p>
<p>Jack — You get free despair? That’s so unfair. I’m jealous. [In other commenting answers, not only Palatino but Lucida Grande / Unicode too.]</p>
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		<title>By: Jack</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/03/wrong-number-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3099</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My local takeaway have started giving me a free side order of despair instead of popodums without even asking now.  Goes lovely with woe chutney.

In other commenting news: mmmm, Palatino.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My local takeaway have started giving me a free side order of despair instead of popodums without even asking now.  Goes lovely with woe chutney.</p>
<p>In other commenting news: mmmm, Palatino.</p>
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		<title>By: mizyake</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/03/wrong-number-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3097</link>
		<dc:creator>mizyake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mr witness - do you happen to know of an english takeaway where i could direct my own similar calls?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mr witness — do you happen to know of an english takeaway where i could direct my own similar calls?</p>
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		<title>By: clarissa</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/03/wrong-number-3/comment-page-1/#comment-3096</link>
		<dc:creator>clarissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hobnobs with chocolate and caramel ... though they too can be very hard to come by</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hobnobs with chocolate and caramel … though they too can be very hard to come by</p>
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